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Jessica Ellis

@baddestmamajama

1 Jan

Our Founding Fathers *wouldn’t* recognize America today because they’d be too busy hiding under a bus bench wondering what the hell the parade of mechanical coaches on the eerily smooth street was.

They didn’t have gum! They didn’t have basketball! They have no idea what a smoothie is! These are not people prepared to deal with the political reality of today!

If you brought back the founding fathers, every single one of them would be dead in two weeks and oh shit that’s a movie idea isn’t it

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Jessica Ellis

@baddestmamajama

8 Oct 21

Wait wait wait (TED LASSO SPOILERS to follow, mute if desired!) is the prevailing feeling that Ted actually *did* mistreat Nate?? Is that the take? Because I sincerely and seriously disagree, if so.

Nate definitely genuinely feels mistreated, for sure, but that doesn’t mean he was mistreated. Ted was the first person to treat him like a human being, a valuable contributor, and he never stopped doing that. The problem was Nate wanted to be the *only* one treated like that.

I’m getting this take from this article, as well as the actor’s list of big Nate moments where he cites “microaggressions” from the others. vult.re/3DnBaRJ

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Jessica Ellis

@baddestmamajama

7 Oct 21

Ok. #OnlyMurders chat. Spoilers abound, stop reading now if you haven't watched this week's ep.

First off, I'm confused by some conclusions being drawn. We know the Dimas' didn't shoot the guy because alibi, but that doesn't mean they couldn't have poisoned him, and someone else shot him or he actually did shoot himself.

and Jan. JAN! She was my household's prime suspect simply because she seemed to be there...a lot...for no reason. Could she have stabbed/shot herself, knowing that the tox report would show poison and send them looking for a new suspect? And that's why she pushed Cat Guy?

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Jessica Ellis

@baddestmamajama

11 Aug 21

I may, MAY, have located Gravensteins in this lawless land, and if they don’t actually come in this order I’m going to, I don’t know, take a vow of chastity or something