The Goo-Goo Dolls didn’t have to go so hard on “Iris,” but they did, they did that for us (90s girls hoping someone would sing it passionately to us.)
me, a fifteen year old who has never seen a Playboy: “they WOULD give up forever to touch me.”
NO no one ever did, despite dating a *string* of choir and theater people.
Meanwhile Gin Blossoms was trying desperately to lower our expectations by saying they would, at max, not sleep around

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