There is NOTHING I want more (well, OK, with the exception of my kids' becoming international sex symbols) than teaching in person. Nothing. I dread the return to online learning.
But if it means life and death to some aged and sick colleagues, why is this a controversy?
Moreover, why is this a political thing? Because teachers' unions support Democrats? Well, fuck me, why shouldn't they, if the GOP is singlemindedly dedicated to eradicating public education?
For some reason nobody questions police unions' full-throated support of Republicans.
Democrats don't want to destroy the police force (not mainstream Democrats at least), but the GOP is fully dedicated to making sure public schools are extinct. Of course our unions vote blue.
But protecting health and safety of members is not a right-left issue. Or shouldn't be.
But if course all of it goes back to America's searing hatred and disdain for public school teachers. The GOP has many culture war winners in its scabbard, and "Don't you hate those loser commie teachers?!" is one of them.
No profession is hated more in the States. Not one.
Also an average American which union they'd love to destroy first, and ours will win with a huge margin. Among the few things American adults can agree on is that this country's most underpaid and underappreciated job should be even more underpaid and underappreciated.
At this point, I am not even sure why Dems continue to support us, though I am grateful for it.
There is no easier way for them to compete in suburban and rural districts than on the "Fuck teachers" platform.

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27 Dec 21
The reason Joe can't find agreement with ex-supporters is because US politics have long ago stopped being a discourse on nation improvement and turned into team sports.
And the reason this happened predates Trump by at least 3 decades. Rush Limbaugh and his ilk have made it so.
Sports fans don't care who plays for their team. The guy can be a major asshole or a criminal, but if he can whack the thingy into the doodad and help beat the guys in differently colored clothes, he is good and opposing him is bad.
Sports fans are cultish, irrational and shrill.
Example. I've been pointing out that Ovechkin is a Putin flunkie, that he is an active cheerleader for a war Putin has been waging in Europe for the last 8 years, but how many hockey fans care?
Their argument is always the same: "But greatest pucky shooter ever! Lol, here is gif"
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25 Dec 21
This requires a mini thread to explain.
First of all, this is the heady days of perestroika. "Videomagnitophones" have just appeared, illicitly, in enterprising Soviet citizens' hands, but they still don't know they are called VCRs. Many don't have PAL-SECAM decoders...
... which means all pirated video fare is in black and white. But those who manage to procure the vaunted equipment, open a "video salon."
Here is how it worked.
First, the pirated American movie featuring either Schwarzenegger/Stalone/Bruce Lee or Debbie Does Dallas is dubbed...
All of them, every single one, in every possible genre, is dubbed by a single man, named Volodarsky. Volodarsky has an incredible work ethic but zero voice actor talent. All of the characters, male, female and alien, sound exactly the same - like Volodarsky in real life...
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23 Dec 21
So, since today we had extremely low attendance numbers, I didn't teach my classes any math and instead had them play Survivor Jeopardy, a trivia game cobbled together from two TV shows I have never, ever watched.
Either way, I came up with the questions and... oh boy...
First of all, disclaimers:
1) lots of fun was had and everyone enjoyed it,
2) I love my students to death.
Now, the conclusion:
Every single stereotype about Americans and general knowledge that doesn't involve pop culture and like, I don't know, peanut butter flavors, is correct
To get things started off on the right foot, I chose the easiest question imaginable: "What is the capital of Hungary."
Among answers:
* ?
* What is Hungary?
* Czesh
* Italy
One person did identify Budapest, but probably thanks to his phone.
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17 Dec 21
Nobody should have ever doubted that Trump is an anti-Semite. To be sure, he loves those Jews who are loyal or useful to him, but he is thoroughly beholden to Jewish stereotypes and more than willing to propagate them and act on them.
But, let's talk about Jews and Trump...
Because, for me, as a Soviet Jewish immigrant, it was always quite striking just how different American Jews were in their worldview.
Of course, it's not a surprise that there are really only two categories of Jews in America who are rabidly pro-Trump: ultra-Orthodox and Soviet
The Ultra-Orthodox love Trump and the right wing because they are more than happy with brutal, theocratic authoritarianism, as their strict interpretation of the Bible basically commands it. And, of course, they are all for genocidal solutions to the Palestinian question...
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17 Dec 21
Yes, @RadioFreeTom is right. Putin is exactly that: the picture of cheap, insecure masculinity, rattling weapons, being offended at everything, holding a perpetual grudge, dreaming of revenge and constantly riling against "others" and in defense of the "oppressed white men."
Folks in the West tend to romanticize the KGB, but Putin is not some brilliantly Machiavellian spymaster. He was a low-level intelligence paper-pusher, talentless, disrespected, completely unremarkable, graduating from the service to become St. Petersburg mayor's bagman.
Here is your evil genius in the 90s, perpetually in the shadow of the bigger-than-life mayor, meekly carrying his documents, looking every inch the loser he was.
His biggest talent was for shady land speculation. This is what got him to where he is now.
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4 Dec 21
So, guys, let's have a conversation about #2A. We are way, way, way overdue to take an honest, harsh look at it. And since y'all native-borns are unwilling to, let me, a naturalized American, with a wider perspective and a harsher life experience do it for you.
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To be sure, there are many parts of the Constitution that are obsolete, dumb, unfair and/or dangerous. For example, the provision that limits presidency eligibility only to those who exited the birth canal within America's borders fit neatly into the middle two categories...
Let's face it, nobody is quartering soldiers in your house either, though I have a feeling that if they wanted to, they would, amendments be damned.
In short, shockingly, folks in periwigs and "small clothes" writing shit with quills in the XVIII c. didn't anticipate many things.
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