Welcome to life in 2022, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen
- Despite what many angry and misinformed people will tell you, Twitter is a private platform with the right to enforce their own standards as they see fit. Nobody is entitled to post here. And being deplatformed is not equivalent to being silenced.
- If Twitter warns you not to say certain things on their platform, and you deliberately and repeatedly choose to say them anyway, you are not a victim. Rather, you have willfully contributed to your own deplatforming from Twitter.
- “Too much testing” is not actually a factor in the spike in COVID-19. It won’t go away if we just ignore it.

- The overwhelming majority of people who visit Florida in cold winter months are doing so for reasons unrelated to Florida’s relaxed social-distancing restrictions.
- The GOP are forecasting their plan to impeach Joe Biden if they retake the House in 2023. That is because they view impeachment as nothing other than partisan revenge. No other reasons to impeach a Democrat are necessary, and no other reasons to impeach a Republican are valid.

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5 Jan
RETURN OF THE P.O.P. QUIZ

(Political Orientation and Perception)

Note: These are rhetorical questions, so I assure you that it is absolutely not necessary to respond with your answers. And it’s not as if my Notifications need any more traffic.
JANUARY 6

We commemorate the anniversary of January 6, 2021 because:

(D) the followers of a sitting U.S. President violently attempted to obstruct election certification
(R) brave patriots took to the streets in a valiant effort to restore their true leader to the seat of power
IMPEACHMENT

There are circumstances under which the U.S. Congress has little choice but to impeach a sitting President. That time is when:

(D) he abuses the tremendous power at his disposal
(R) we have a Congressional majority and we fucking feel like it
Read 7 tweets
3 Jan
This is a surprisingly durable assessment
60% of the country believes that the best plan for the pandemic involves social distancing, masks, and vaccines.

The other 40% believes that mask restrictions & vaccine mandates are tools of the Deep State to curtail our freedoms, because they are Out of Their Fucking Minds.
60% of the country believes that there is nothing wrong with public schools acknowledging the existence of institutional racism.

The other 40% think CRT is a Democrat-driven plot to brainwash children into hating white people, because they are Out of Their Fucking Minds.
Read 7 tweets
3 Jan
As reluctant as I am to give Candace Owens credit for insight of any kind, I do wonder if she may have been onto something when she suggested that Trump’s recent isolation from social media left him unprepared for how his base would react to his pro-vaccine stance
Let’s review: During his Presidency, Trump unquestionably sowed mistrust against the CDC and Dr. Fauci for contradicting his glib dismissals of the seriousness of COVID-19.

But it was always Trump’s plan to take credit for any cures or life-saving treatments, vaccines included.
Trump’s base took the anti-Fauci sentiment and rolled with it, but were already too far down the “Vaccines Are Deep State Poison” rabbit hole by the time Trump attempted to redirect the narrative back to Dr. Trump’s Miracle Elixir of Life.
Read 5 tweets
30 Dec 21
COVID: THE MUSICAL

D:

The Omicron variant is spreading ‘round
We’d better isolate until the threat dies down

R:

Oh, here we go again with your damn restricted areas
I’m not afraid of your liberal hysteria
D:

That doesn’t mean COVID won’t affect you
I don’t think your lack of fear will protect you

R:

If it were up to you the shutdowns would be permanent
You just want to keep us docile and subservient
D:

That’s not what it’s about
But if you weren’t so short-sighted
You’d take the vaccine
The end would be expedited

R:

You’d like that, wouldn’t you
I’ve got my pride
Not gonna let the Deep State
Control my insides
Read 6 tweets
27 Dec 21
You can call anyone who disagrees with you “smug”.

“I Can’t Admit I Was Wrong Because I Don’t Want to Give the People I Hate the Satisfaction of Being Right” drives more of our discourse than we realize.
D: Vaccines are the best way to protect ourselves

R: You can’t make me! Fire Fauci!

(multiple anti-vaccination advocates are hospitalized)

D: See?

R:

D:

R:

D: (exhibits faintest hint of a smirk)

R: SMUGNESS! BECAUSE OF YOUR OVERBEARING SMUGNESS, I WILL NEVER COMPLY
D: Every non-partisan source in the country recommends a vaccine

R: By making recommendations that offend my Party politics, they are partisan by definition

D: Even Trump recommends the vaccine

R: Trump’s yearlong absence from social media has made him blind to the truth
Read 4 tweets
17 Dec 21
CNN

COOPER: Today, the January 6 Committee uncovered more evidence to confirm the thing that everyone kinda figured out a year ago

LEMON: So what’s gonna happen now

COOPER: The Democrats will uncover even more evidence
LEMON: OK; then what

COOPER: The Democrats will uncover EVEN MORE evidence

LEMON: And then what

COOPER: They wanna take a shot at the king; they’d best not miss

LEMON: Are you saying there are eventually going to be criminal charges in an actual court of law

COOPER: No
LEMON: Will there be any tangible restrictions preventing Trump from running again

COOPER: No

LEMON: So another January 6 may happen again

COOPER: I’d say “may” is underselling it

LEMON: I gotta ask; why are they even doing this

COOPER: So history will know they tried
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