Thread by @Dreamweasel

COVID: THE MUSICAL

D:

The Omicron variant is spreading ‘round
We’d better isolate until the threat dies down

R:

Oh, here we go again with your damn restricted areas
I’m not afraid of your liberal hysteria

D:

That doesn’t mean COVID won’t affect you
I don’t think your lack of fear will protect you

R:

If it were up to you the shutdowns would be permanent
You just want to keep us docile and subservient

D:

That’s not what it’s about
But if you weren’t so short-sighted
You’d take the vaccine
The end would be expedited

R:

You’d like that, wouldn’t you
I’ve got my pride
Not gonna let the Deep State
Control my insides

D:

How brainwashed do you have to be
To think that’s true
There’s no scientific evidence
To back that view

R:

Well, I’m really not afraid of your
Chinese germ
And I’m proud of my superior
Unvaxed sperm

D: This isn’t gonna end until the virus goes away

R: And that’s not gonna happen, so let’s end it all today

D: But if you get the vaccine, you can build up your resistance

R: You can’t tell me what to do, despite your persistence

D: Don’t you care how your actions might affect your community

R: I don’t care a bit, ‘cause I’ve got natural immunity

D: You’re gonna make it worse because you revel in your ignorance

R: But what I lack in knowledge I make up for in belligerence