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JANUARY 6
We commemorate the anniversary of January 6, 2021 because:
(D) the followers of a sitting U.S. President violently attempted to obstruct election certification
(R) brave patriots took to the streets in a valiant effort to restore their true leader to the seat of power
IMPEACHMENT
There are circumstances under which the U.S. Congress has little choice but to impeach a sitting President. That time is when:
(D) he abuses the tremendous power at his disposal
(R) we have a Congressional majority and we fucking feel like it
VACCINES
The COVID vaccines are:
(D) our best hope to keep the pandemic under control
(R) a dangerous and horrifying Deep State plot to subjugate the American people, for which Donald Trump deserves full credit
DR. FAUCI
Dr. Anthony Fauci is:
(D) A respected scientist who eschews partisan politics and wants what’s best for the country
(R) A radical bomb-throwing partisan who wants to crush our freedoms under his thumb; plus, he’s a celebrity wannabe who craves the Hollywood spotlight
CHILDHOOD
Our duty as U.S. citizens is to restore childhood to children by:
(D) cracking down on dangerous firearms and keeping guns out of the schools
(R) eliminating mask mandates
ACCOUNTABILITY
When a politician from your own party is doing a bad thing, it is imperative that their supporters:
(D) advise them on what they should do differently
(R) inform everyone within earshot that politicians from the other party have also done bad things
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Welcome to life in 2022, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen
- Despite what many angry and misinformed people will tell you, Twitter is a private platform with the right to enforce their own standards as they see fit. Nobody is entitled to post here. And being deplatformed is not equivalent to being silenced.
- If Twitter warns you not to say certain things on their platform, and you deliberately and repeatedly choose to say them anyway, you are not a victim. Rather, you have willfully contributed to your own deplatforming from Twitter.
60% of the country believes that the best plan for the pandemic involves social distancing, masks, and vaccines.
The other 40% believes that mask restrictions & vaccine mandates are tools of the Deep State to curtail our freedoms, because they are Out of Their Fucking Minds.
60% of the country believes that there is nothing wrong with public schools acknowledging the existence of institutional racism.
The other 40% think CRT is a Democrat-driven plot to brainwash children into hating white people, because they are Out of Their Fucking Minds.
As reluctant as I am to give Candace Owens credit for insight of any kind, I do wonder if she may have been onto something when she suggested that Trump’s recent isolation from social media left him unprepared for how his base would react to his pro-vaccine stance
Let’s review: During his Presidency, Trump unquestionably sowed mistrust against the CDC and Dr. Fauci for contradicting his glib dismissals of the seriousness of COVID-19.
But it was always Trump’s plan to take credit for any cures or life-saving treatments, vaccines included.
Trump’s base took the anti-Fauci sentiment and rolled with it, but were already too far down the “Vaccines Are Deep State Poison” rabbit hole by the time Trump attempted to redirect the narrative back to Dr. Trump’s Miracle Elixir of Life.
You can call anyone who disagrees with you “smug”.
“I Can’t Admit I Was Wrong Because I Don’t Want to Give the People I Hate the Satisfaction of Being Right” drives more of our discourse than we realize.