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🔞🩸🥵《suck you dry》

all human j/k wants is to blow vampire j/m. he did not sign up for a sociopath tsundere idiot vampire who wants him to sacrifice his life for c0ck.

#jikookau ImageImageImageImage
read this carefully before starting this au <3
this is anoria’s version of the story based on the requirements that J/m has to be a vampire with glow in the dark c*m

nsfw 🔞 read the tags carefully

archiveofourown.org/works/36360244…
title credit&gifted to: @eldritch_summer

tags:

very nsfw🔞
crack
angst
d!ck names
thirst traps (literal)
morally grey characters
somno
blood sucking
aggressive sexting (no chill)
accidental snack advertisement
vamp j/m is bad at feelings
oh and..
fluorescent cum
1. they made eye contact once ImageImageImageImage
2. how do they get it up ImageImageImageImage
3. do you have blood? ImageImageImageImage
4. Non-tasty ImageImageImage
5. venom ImageImageImage
6. how is your fam? ImageImage
7. on the contrary ImageImageImage
8. vampire biology classes ImageImageImageImage
9. hobbies Image
10. Earn it 😘 ImageImage
11. owner of the c ImageImage
12. a very hard decision ImageImageImage
13. should have died for it ImageImageImageImage
14. kinda agree Image
15. glampires 💅 ImageImageImage
16. back in business ImageImage
17. abort ImageImage
18. lemonade Image
19. milk ImageImageImage
20. Don’t say I didn’t give you a chance ImageImageImage
21. catch me if you can ImageImageImage
22. peculiar taste ImageImageImageImage
23. hello darling ImageImageImageImage
24. take your time ImageImageImageImage
25. good boy ImageImageImageImage
26. playtime is over ImageImageImageImage
27. make me ImageImageImageImage
28. don’t stop ImageImageImageImage
29. one problem after the other ImageImageImage
30. so jealous ImageImageImageImage
31. why did you go home alone 😌 ImageImage
32. aggressive ImageImageImage
33. (the snack ad) ImageImageImage
34. 🔞 make me ImageImageImageImage
35. 🔞so romantic ImageImageImageImage
36. 🔞 bite you ImageImageImage
37. don’t take this from me ImageImageImage
38. mouth guard ImageImageImageImage
39. I think you’ll warm up to me ImageImage
40. thirst traps Image
41. nsfw tag ImageImageImageImage
42. possessive ImageImageImage
43. provoking ImageImageImage
44. I like that in a man Image
45. you’re alright ImageImageImage
46. feel like I’m looking at a neck Image
47. sucks to be you ImageImageImageImage
48. very touching ImageImageImage
49. never listen to your friends ImageImage
50. never letting it go ImageImageImage
51. good for you Image
52. 🍒🍉🍓🌱🍆🥔🥒 ImageImageImage
53. who’s he ImageImageImage
54. aha ImageImage
55. because I owe you ImageImageImage
56. 🔞want something to drink? ImageImageImageImage
57. 🔞 please who? ImageImageImageImage
58. 🔞hold me back ImageImageImageImage
59. 🔞 repeat it ImageImageImageImage
60. 🔞so fast ImageImageImageImage
61. 🔞that’s right ImageImageImageImage
62. 🔞 numb ImageImageImage
63. a little while ImageImageImageImage
64. ☺️ ImageImageImage
65. funny Image
66. I want something ImageImage
67. illness ImageImageImage
68. undead ImageImageImageImage
69. big elf ears Image
70. vampires don’t laugh ImageImageImageImage
71. he’ll think about it ImageImage
72. Madagascar ImageImage
73. fascinating ImageImageImageImage
74. addiction ImageImageImage
75. it’s cold Image
76. help him Image
77. is this how vamps flirt ImageImageImage
78. back in the game ImageImageImageImage
79. fair ImageImage
80. Victorian times ImageImageImageImage
81. a loose threat ImageImage
82. you are insufferable ImageImageImageImage
83. considering it again ImageImageImageImage
84. pleasure and happiness ImageImageImageImage
85. I’ll put a bandaid on it ImageImageImageImage
86. turn off Image
87. hollow Image
88. guilt Image
89. heard of him ImageImageImageImage
90. galaxy brain ImageImageImageImage
91. therapist Image
92. talk about it ImageImage
93. narcissist ImageImageImage
94. gifts ImageImageImageImage
95. gifts? Image
96. send them back ImageImageImageImage
97. sports Image
98. 🏀 Image
99. hope you like this ball ImageImageImage
100. connected ImageImageImageImage
101. Ok Salazar ImageImageImageImage
102. did you keep them ImageImageImage
103. can’t remember sorry Image
104. for him I’d bark ImageImage
105. thirst trap ImageImage
106. so.. ImageImageImage
107. why don’t you ImageImage
108. drop it ImageImageImageImage
109. a crush Image
110. what’s this feeling Image
111. useless ImageImageImageImage
112. that illness ImageImageImage
113. euphemism ImageImageImageImage
114. wait til you see it ImageImageImage
115. The other 1% ImageImageImageImage
116. instant K.O. Image
117. a little more space ImageImage
118. adorable ImageImageImage
119. we all have our things ImageImageImageImage
120. how would I know ImageImageImageImage
121. connected thing ImageImageImageImage
122. some day. ImageImage
123. what else ImageImageImageImage
124. deal ImageImage
125. a silly little hickey Image
126. you two Image
127. one favour ImageImage
128. hot of you to live Image
129. 🔞use four ImageImageImageImage
130. 🔞 thought you didn’t want me to ImageImageImageImage
131. 🔞 trying to make your vampire s3xt you back 101 ImageImageImage
132. 🔞 succeeding at making your vampire s3xt you back ImageImage
133. 🔞 don’t talk about your neck ImageImageImage
134. 🔞 I’d love to see you try ImageImageImage
135. 🔞 obedient pets ImageImageImageImage
136. 🔞 do it then ImageImageImageImage
137. 🔞 what’s that look? ImageImageImageImage
138. 🔞 make out with it ImageImageImage
139. 🔞 take all of it ImageImageImageImage
140. 🔞 swallow ImageImageImageImage
141. 🔞 did you ImageImageImageImage
142. 🔞 it’s my turn first ImageImageImageImage
143. 🔞 I can make you ImageImageImageImage
144. 🔞 pity ImageImageImageImage
145. 🔞 like animals ImageImageImage
146. 🔞 get there faster ImageImageImageImage
147. 🔞 for a thrill ImageImageImageImage
148. 🔞 what’s stopping you ImageImageImage
149. 🔞 delicate ImageImageImage
150. 🔞 as if it bores him ImageImageImageImage
151. 🔞 feral ImageImageImage
152. 🔞 creature ImageImageImageImage
153. 🔞 pity ImageImageImage
154. 🔞 you like that? ImageImageImageImage
155. 🔞 so good for me ImageImageImageImage
156. 🔞not calling you that ImageImageImageImage
157. 🔞all worked up ImageImageImageImage
158. 🔞 not yet ImageImageImageImage
159. 🔞 you know what to ask ImageImageImageImage
160. 🔞 thank you darling ImageImageImageImage
161. Alive ImageImageImage
162. 🔞 somno ImageImageImageImage
163. 🔞 don’t stop ImageImageImage
164. drink ImageImageImage
165. 🔞 You’ll pass out again ImageImageImage
166. 🔞 banana ImageImageImage
167. 🔞 good morning ImageImageImage
168. 🔞 thank you ImageImageImage
169. cuddling ImageImageImage
170. You think? ImageImage
171. Bravest soldier ImageImage
172. About that.. ImageImageImage
173. you know it’s coming Image
174. wiki ImageImageImageImage
175. Healthy coping mechanisms ImageImageImage
176. completely normal ImageImageImage
177. dude, he sent you a ball ImageImageImageImage
178. I could make a list Image
179. apparently ImageImageImageImage
180. date Image
181. deal? ImageImageImageImage
182. healthy relationship ImageImage
183. dating ImageImageImageImage
184. 🌺 ImageImage
185. losing his mind ImageImage
186. Gasp Image
187. lost cause ImageImage
188. traditionally ImageImageImage
189. match made in hell 💕 Image
190. Forever ImageImageImage
191. It is custom ImageImage
192. The End 💕 ImageImageImage
thank you all so much for reading! I had a very good time, I hope you did too 🥰

Especially thanks to you, Anoria, who I wrote this for 💕 thank you for always making my day a bit better with your weird ideas and lame jokes at ungodly hours of the night 🥺
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