"Seward [royal watcher/boot licker/minion]: People look at Duchess Kate and ‘see the perfect queen, young & beautiful’"

Kate is forty. QE assumed the throne at age twenty-six.
"Meghan must be so mad to see Kate looking like the ghost of a Confederate widow."

LMAO
"...evokes an image of the Queen as a young woman and even conjures up historically a Boadicea, strong, yet feminine..."
"...if and when Kate becomes Queen, she’ll likely be in her 50s or maybe even 60s. She will not be a “young queen,”
"... if that happens, we’ll still be hearing about how Kate “is coming into her own” and that she has big plans to be keen as Queen, she promises. Kate’s immaturity and laziness doesn’t actually make her younger or seem younger, is my point."
The end.

Also this doesn't look like her - I think someone new did the Photoshop? - and I'll bet someone else chose the dress. She should keep it. It's better than most of hers.

Meow, Petty University class dismissed. (Go watch Swoop on YT.)

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Bracelets! Bracelets are so much more diverse than you'd imagine. Well, some of you. So yeah, let's do something other than brood and eat ice cream. #JewelWatch

First? The bangle. Thin/narrow, circular, and often worn in multiples. No bending allowed.
Wait, am I naming jewelers on this? Bottom row up there is Koulis, left, and Amrapali right.
The chain bracelet, which is just what it says. I don't have many of those because they bore me, except for a few with center-pieces.

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Via British Vogue.
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Look one, Jenny Packham in 2011.

Okay, yeah. This one was fabulous.
2018, American state dinner, Alexander McQueen.

There's a thing called a "prison press", where you lay your suit (or gown) below your mattress and sleep on it to flatten it out.

That's what this gown looks like it had done to it.
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2021 Emmys. #FashionWatch

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Epik now using prayer against #Anonymous. They'll enjoy that.
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Another #DeepDive on the Epik hack because I'm curious as to what exactly's going on. The people I know who know about this stuff are too busy screaming. "The 180 gigabyte trove of data could shine light on some of the internet’s most odious corners."

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That alone is huge because - I'm sure you'd guess if you don't know - a lot of the really nasty, hateful, icky sites don't reveal who runs them. Dark web shit.

And now here it all is, open to the public.
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Right y'all, a quickie #DeepDive on this registrar hack. dailydot.com/debug/anonymou…
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