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Jan 13 6 tweets 2 min read
Sometimes when we touch
The honesty is too much
And I have to close my eyes

Heyo, get my romance novel. Read it on your phone.
Send me a DM.

Naledi #casspernyovest Image
'It's bad enough that you waste thousands on your beauty, now you go a step farther on the scale of badness and embarrass us like that!' Mdu was furious on hearing about his wife's fight earlier that day.
'This is not primary or high school. What are you gonna do when the police arrests you?'

As a kid, and even as an adult, Bantu had a reputation for taking on people from the opposite gender.
'Who gives a damn what the police does?' Bantu said. 'I could not let her get away with dishing out private information in public.'
'Well, if you didn't do your hair, nails and everything there, she'd have no private information to dish in public.'
'Are you saying I should not go for beauty treatments?' Bantu said. 'Why are men terrified of women that take excellent care of themselves?'

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