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Where a non-existent controversy / outrage is just one photoshop / filter away!!
Jai Ho!!
Iss hafte ke liye yehi sahi. Weekend par pata nahi kaun sa naya controversy aa jayega!
Btw, Photoshop is the forte of the Brown Panted Ones. #JustSaying
Don't believe me?
Well try and find the torso of the Brown Panted One standing next to the lady receiving her medal 🤣
Here's another Brown Panted Warrior with a MAGICAL Rifle - One that looks like the bastard child of two different rifles, but casts the shadow of something else altogether!!
And of course, the latest attempt - that of photoshopping non-existent Bulletproof vests on their own killed soldiers!
To think that they might have been a bit more .. err .. 'cleverer' when trying to pull their latest photoshop stunt would be, well, a bit too much to ask for 🤣
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Dear @defence_pk Ji, thanks for your QT.
I concede on the point of the variant of the IL-78 of PAF.
But I do admire you for the 'What You Smoke' wala point. It is pretty .. err .. 'neat', coming from someone like you!
Allow me to take some time to elaborate upon this point 🙏
I understand that your handle is affiliated with the Pakistan Defence website, or defence.pk, as mentioned in your twitter bio as well. Of course, I would know, since that has been my 'go to' place whenever I find myself in need of some quality entertainment!
So I went there again today!
And guess what I found - people smoking some of the best stuff that there is to be found!
And not just smoke, but grow it as well so that Bhikharistan can stop begging for alms ASAP!
Yup, this member wants to grow opium for the good of the world!
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Ah, well, isn't this the favourite 'comeback' of Beggaristanis, regardless of what begins a 'discussion' with these folks?
Though this sample is yet another Beggaristani who has made it to my muted accounts' list, I thought I'd indulge this one just a tad bit more.
Here goes!
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The buggers across the border seem to be a bit too overtly infatuated with the state of access to toilets in India. To be fair, there did use to be some merit in this line of thought till about five years ago, no doubt.
Till the previous GOI built 100million+ toilets, that is.
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Yes, mindsets will take still a bit more time to change, but change they will. More so once each and every household gets piped water as planned by the current GOI.
But then, who will tell the yahoos inhabiting the lands to our West is the moot question.
#ObituaryOfTheDay
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Today marks 7 years since I saw this in the paper while having my morning coffee & tweeted it.
Thus began of one of my most precious threads, even though I managed to break the continuity a few times.
However, I'm breaking & restarting the thread again today.
#ObituaryOfTheDay
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The thread continuing unbroken becomes a bit too large for Twitter to handle, as has handled before when the longest unbroken phase was approx 2.5 years.
Thanks to The Indian Express & their free of cost 'Salute the Soldier', irrespective of space ..
#ObituaryOfTheDay
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.. it eats up on the newsprint, the stories and faces of a small percentage of the Nation's martyrs are chronicled. A lot will be repeated this year again, some won't be, and yet thousands will remain unsung & unwept.
Here's wishing Happy #WalongDay to the heroes of 6 KUMAON.
They went to their deaths heroically & steadfastly, without any fuss this day in 1962.
Just so that a General could please a PM on his birthday.
This day in 1962 - The only attack of the war by Indian army was launched - As a birthday gift from a general to a PM.
A heavy price was paid by the Kumaonis of 6 Kumaon that night. #WalongDay
Denied even one day to prepare for the attack, they went in as ordered.
Out of the over 200 men that had gone into the attack, only 90 returned. #WalongDay