Incel is the worst PC chip manufacturer. Once you turn an incel on it just makes an awful noise and you cannot turn it off.
Okay, I'll go.
Incel chips want to be inside but they don't have the ram.

Incel chips are incompatible with anything PC.
Incel chips made graphics cards but they only last a few seconds when displaying hentai.

Incel chips need to be glued in as their pins are too small.
Incel chips plug directly into the basement of the mother board and you cannot remove them.

Incel chips always flash a warning that they need to be serviced.
Incel chips rarely get to the alpha development stage.

In Incel computers, half the case dedicated to only fans.
Incel computers come with a joy stick but no socket.

Incel chips are incompatible with GeForce as they cannot find the G-anything.
Incel chips can only run call of duty games with no women in them.
People tried to build a bitcoin mining farm with incel chips but they just sucked all the energy around them and didn't actually try to find any bitcoins.
Incel computers do not meet the minimum spec for any networking services.

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13 Jan
For artists:
□ Show wireframes and textures on your folio- we need to see how efficient and organised you are.

□ Create a spread of styles as we tend to look for artists who can hit the ground running in the style of our game. Make specific art for a specific job.
□ avoid highly sexualised work in your folio unless the job is specifically for the adult industry. Hirers will just see a "future sexual harassment lawsuit" flashing before their eyes.
□ its is very unlikely you will get a lead character role to begin with- or even a secondary character role- you are most likely going to be picked up for asset creation so ensure you have weapons, rocks, plants, furniture etc to show you are open for basic tasks.
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Just watched a video about creating good villains and this young lad makes the mistake of saying the Xenomorph is the villain of Aliens.

It isn't.

The villain is the corporation, and the agent of that is Ash.
Alien. Not aliens.
The alien itself is, essentially, the repercussions of the machinations of the corporation.

Ash lets the infected in, he allows it to develop and hatch, he tries to murder Ripley to cover up the corporation's instructions.
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13 Jan
I did this goblin head model many years ago...I think it was in zbrush 2, to give you an idea. It's rough by modern standards but it got me a lot of work back then.

There is a story here...
When I was a kid, I didn't know about Jewish tropes or the cruel charactures of money grabbing hook noses I now know today, I grew up with a Jewish neighbour and had play dates with some Jewish twins from preschool- it just didn't register with me that they were "different"
I didn't see the imagery and have it connected until much later, and it didn't stick with me because I did not see that at all in my friends.

I had no idea that Fagin was a horrible Jewish stereotype, or any of that- until I was a teenager.

However, the imagery was..
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It is even a time travel film if you don't find out that the person in the past you encountered is you from the future?
I just watched Tenet and had a time travel experience where I felt like I was watching various scenes from Inception and The Dark Knight again, again.
Nobody even TRIED to bang their inverted selves.
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I don't hate Michael Bay, I have never met him, and never worked with him.

What I am saying is, having studied his work, he demonstrates very little ability as a film maker. His choices are constantly poor, and his respect for the material zero.
When he makes changes, those changes do not serve the IP, and seem to be driven by ego.
He cannot compose an action sequence which doesn't turn into a confusing mess, especially if you take away slow motion, he cannot develop character, he always falls back on the same tropes,
His films rely on nothing more than shot porn- we joking say he does big explosions which he has been a good sport about... but short porn is composing a single shot that has wow factor. Great for trailers.

But one shot isn't a film.
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Detail acts a catch point for eyes, or can be general noise- texture. Placing details strategically to catch and lead the eye around. Think of it like a pinball game.
Details are musical. If you just put a tonne in you get hairbands just doing scales really fast- yawn.

You want to make details a journey for the eye, just like music is a journey for the ear. It can be pauses, redirections, focal points.
A good track needs bridges, hooks, melody, builds, breathing spaces etc

Details on designs are the same.
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