Thread by @Dreamweasel

I can speculate as well as anyone…

https://twitter.com/acctprogressive/status/1483810266957688838

TOP TEN QUESTIONS THAT INSPIRED ERIC TRUMP TO PLEAD THE FIFTH AMENDMENT

10. Did you have any inside knowledge about your father’s nefarious and potentially criminal activities that millions of Americans clearly saw happening in broad daylight?

9. How did you get your job as Executive Vice-President of the Trump Organization?

8. What does the Executive Vice-President of the Trump Organization actually do?

7. Can you spell “Executive Vice-President of the Trump Organization”?

6. In the September issue of “Highlights”, which boy is a more appropriate role model: Goofus or Gallant?

5. When was the last time your father appeared in public with Mommy Number Three?

4. You claim that the investigation against your father violates the Constitution. Tell me, where do you stand on the modern interpretations of the Framers’ original vision, and would you describe yourself as more of a textualist or an originalist?

3. If we were to privately ask your wife Lara what she found most appealing about you, what would she say and why would it be your money?

2. When your brother Don Jr. met with Kremlin lawyers to discuss intelligence they’d collected about the Democrats that they’d hacked from US Government servers, what did you mean when you asked him “Can I borrow your Camaro while you’re in Leavenworth?”

AND THE NUMBER ONE QUESTION THAT INSPIRED ERIC TRUMP TO PLEAD THE FIFTH AMENDMENT

1. In the 2020 election, do you regret your write-in vote for “Cap’n Crunch”?