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Jan 27 12 tweets 6 min read
*COVID-19 breakup song lyrics*
[sung along with the abcdefu song]

Fuck you, and your jab, and your vaxx, and your masks
And these fake mandates, and this shit we all hate

Fuck you, Fauci, and Rochelle Walensky,
Bill Gates, FDA, you can all fuck off
Two weeks to flatten the curve
before it ended

Even tried to bite my tongue
watching CNN

Now Ron Johnson, friends,
asking questions

never even believed
this in the first place

Started inflating
cases for attention

myocarditis—
What a sick connection!
It’s like adverse events
came with submission

You’re going all about it in
the worst ways

I was into Cuomo, but
I’m over him now

And I was trying to be nice
But nothing’s getting through,
so let me spell it out:

N I A I D,

Fuck you, and your jab and your vaxx, and your masks
Gavin Newsom, bells pal, nurses dancing in the halls
Fuck you, CDC,
fact checkers ministry,
And the W-H-O, you can all fuck off

Na na na, na na na na na

ABCDEF WHO

Said I’d lose my job
So I gave in
When I stroked out,
it was “my imagination”

Told everyone it was safe,
so they claimed, what?!

Always had to put
your fears above me

I was into cases
but I’m over them now
And I was trying to be nice

Sotomayor lies,
so let me spell it out

ABCDE
F you
and your jab, and your vaxx, and your masks
Pfizer, ‘Derna, J&J, and the FDA
Fuck you, and your lies,
people finally realize

Everbody can see,
you can all fuck off

Na na na, na na na na

Abcde f off

Na na na, na na na na

Abcde f you
and your jab, and your vaxx, and your masks
and these state mandates, and the shit we all hate

Fuck you, and your lies,
people finally realize

Everbody can see.
you can all fuck offff
Full Artist credit to GAYLE for the original breakup anthem. Misheard lyrics are not connected with GAYLE in any way.
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