Thread by @PRGuy17

QANON CULT: A speaker at the #ConvoyToCanberra crowd outside Parliament House has told the fervent crowd “the storm is coming” and they're “here to fight pedophiles as society has been infiltrated by the Devil” and they'll “win because God is on [their] side”. #QAnonCult

Another speaker tells the cheering crowd “we've got a lost Parliament up here we've got to get rid of” after calling for “peace, love and civil disobedience.”

Another speaker tells the crowd Australia is the oldest, flattest and most diverse place in this nation (🤔). She says she's a representative of the Landscape Science Institute and it's her mission to “rehydrate our nation.”

She tells the crowd each one of them is their own “sovereign planet” before handing over to a poet who tells the crowd this is their moment and it's time to hold politicians accountable and put an end to corruption (I don't think she means by legal apparatus).

The speaker is now performing a painfully bad rendition of I Am Australian. #QAnonCult Video credit: @DiscoDan99

@DiscoDan99 Another speaker tells the crowd he needs more people to turn up to Parliament so “we can kick them all out” — seemingly referring to politicians inside Parliament House. The next speaker tells the crowd he's disappointed with the numbers and says there should be many more there.

@DiscoDan99 He tells the crowd “the biggest fire starts with the smallest spark and we're just not there yet” — people involved with the protest have been charged over two previous attempts to burn down Old Parliament House. The man says it will “take a little bit longer.”

The next speaker says the vaccine program is actually a secret plan to inject viruses from chimpanzees and other animals into humans, and he has “scooped up” people who've lost their jobs from vaccine mandates in his country town, and together they've figured the whole thing out.

The man tells the crowd to look for symptoms of 'cow pox' in their loved ones if they've recently had the jab.

Two speakers have instructed the crowd to move their trucks to Parliament House. The first told the crowd he is “not inciting” but they can if they want to. The second tells the crowd they didn't drive them all the way here to leave them down there (far from the building).

BREAKING: The crowd, which has just listened to a number of speeches about getting into Parliament House and confronting politicians, is now relocating to the main entrance of Parliament House.

The crowd are attempting to enter Parliament House while chanting 'freedom'. #auspol

Police are forming a line between entrances to Parliament House and the crowd of extremely rabid QAnon cult anti-vaxxers.

TERRORIST DEMANDS: A speaker tells the rabid crowd at the doors of Parliament House they've issued demands to the officers in charge that a politician come down and address them. He says they'll give them a few minutes before giving them a “reminder.” It is not a sitting week.

A few minutes have well and truly passed and nothing is happening. The crowd is just flitting between chants and looking lost.

A speaker draped in an Australian ensign flag sings Amazing Grace into a megaphone as the crowd looks increasingly lost and confused.

The speaker tells the crowd he's asked again for a representative to come out and says they've come all this way and they expect answers. The crowd chants “you serve us” to the building which is believed to be empty, save for amenities staff, security and tourists.

More singing of Amazing Grace, this time by a woman draped in an Aboriginal flag. Some really confused messaging and visuals here. The crowd don't know if they're coming or going, or what's going to happen next.

Crazy eyes here tells the crowd there's “a bug going around” which is a result of “the experimental medical procedure” (anti-vaxxer terminology for the vaccine). She says she caught the bug on a bus, presumably from the vaccinated, and got sick with fevers for a number of days.

The storm is coming after all...

Nobody is coming out to talk to the rabid crowd of QAnon nuts. Police are growing in numbers, storms are moving in and the so-called 'demands' seem to have gone nowhere. The speaker who issued the demands is at pains to explain to the crowd what happens next.

The speaker tells the crowd at the doors of Parliament House in Canberra if they're kept waiting for someone to come out and address them, “there's not going to be a very nice outcome”. #QAnonCult

Well, the demands have flopped, the threats went nowhere and now police are moving the crowd back outside away from the sheltered entrances, just as the massive storm is about to hit in the next few minutes. Bless 'em 😁❤️

It's bucketing down, crowds have mostly moved on, the man who made the demands and threats is nowhere to be seen, quietly skulked off somewhere, and so that appears to be a wrap. Enjoy your afternoon knowing the Freedom Day Cult drove all that way just to get rained on 😁

“Make it rain”

Police order the sad sovereign clingers on to clear out, the crowd responds by claiming they own the building and demanding to know the police officer's ABN.🙃

Despite their protests and chants of “do not comply”, the small crowd of QAnon clingers on has complied and moved away from the building.

In a slight change of pace, QAnon cultists have swapped out terrorist demands and threats of violence for a spot of meditation outside Parliament House. Most of the crowd has now left to get food / go home.

If you enjoy seeing #QAnonCult anti-vaxxers shooting themselves in the foot or getting caught mid-grift, I highly recommend you follow the following accounts (it'll really piss off the far-right fruit-loops if you do):

💯 @DiscoDan99
💯 @SeenOnTelegram
💯 @theluckylance