As the Beijing Olympics 2022 are starting, all eyes are on the main event, the Grand #Flippathon - Patriotic crowds have gathered to picnic bringing their own gallows
Let's get Vegas odds on the superstars of the Flippathon event at #Beijing2022#Olympics
Flippathon Thread 2/
A massive magafavorite of the #Flippathon 2022 is Steve Bannon. Bannon is no run of the mill scumbag and Trumpomobster. A true monster human* being, has tons of crimes he brings to bargaining table with FBI, in attempt to plea bargain
* not confirmed
Flippathon Thread 3/
His past crimes include 'mind rape' (Bannon's words, not mine) of Republicans via Cambridge Analytica & Facebook. Bannon was behind Muslim ban. He launched Breitbart News. So he is about as as vile as they come. Scaramucci ranks him as worst #Trumpomobster
Flippathon Thread 4/
Already convicted felon once, Bannon was pardoned by Trump. And as a US champion flipper, 'Steve the Weasel' successfully ratted out Roger Stone who was sentenced to prison
Vegas odds on flipping: 99%
Possible asylum country (none)
Flippathon Thread 5/
Perennial favorite flipper is notorious serial butt-dialer and alleged attorney Rudy Giuliani, the Grand Duke of Four Seasons Total Landscaping (parking lot). Rudy Colludy has confessed his crimes on live video, so he is utterly screwed. He has to flip
Flippathon Thread 6/
As America's Mayor turned America's Vampire is former Federal prosecutor who sent Mafia killers to life in prison, he is in mortal danger inside any federal housing. He will spend his prison time in solitary confinement. This means he is in a rush to flip
Flippathon Thread 7/
Sir Buttdial McRudypants had been under federal wiretap on January 6, so all his phone calls from his War Room at Willard hotel were meticulously recorded by FBI. Anyone dumb enough to call Rudy on Jan 5 or 6 was thus also caught. They may bear a grudge
Flippathon Thread 8/
Rudy Colludy had built a powerful 'insurance file' with evidence of numerous #Trumpomobster crimes but this evidence was seized when FBI raided his office. So Rudy has less to bargain with. Thus his odds to flip have been reduced to
Odds on Flipping: 99.7%
Flippathon Thread 9/
Strong gold medal candidate in this year's Flippathon is Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin, Bill Barrstone. Barr took early leave of the rapidly sinking SS Trumpomonster already in December 2020 departing before others, to prepare for the Flippathon.
Flippathon Thread 10/
Universally hated by every Trumpomobster, Mr 'A Bit Snitty' thought foolishly that Trump would sign the Presidential Pardon that Trump dangled in front of Barr at every meeting. But Barr kept meticulous notes of all who begged Trump for pardons.
Flippathon Thread 11/
Bill Barrstone was advising Trump on the pardons, & told Trump to demand explicit confessions when Trumpomobsters in his administration begged for Pardons. Barr knows more about fellow criminals than most & is in top form this year
Odds of flipping: 99.8%
Flippathon Thread 12/
Unstable volcanic mineral The Rogerstone ran his own War Room in the Willard Hotel too. He was surrounded by toy soldier Oath Keepers who immediately when caught, abandoned their oaths, confessed to Jan 6th and are now ratting out Roger Stone
Flippathon Thread 13/
The Girl With The Nixon Tattoo is a degenerate convicted criminal who was of course pardoned by Trump. Vegas Oddsmakers eagerly anticipate the grudge match of Bannon vs Roger Stone, who gets to flip on the other, first. This is a rat-eat-rat lovefest
Flippathon Thread 14/
Roger is so terrified of prison, he blackmailed Trump. He knows Trump crimes going back decades, and was point man with Trump selling Presidential Pardons. He can also deliver creeps like Jared the Bone Saw Boy.
Odds on Flipping: 99.9%
Flippathon Thread 15/
Vegas oddsmakers are downgrading odds of previous champion scumbag, and famed Pom-Pom Girl Felicity Pomposity. Pompeo seems to be off his game. He foolishly hired Taliban Mullah Baradar as his #flippathon coach & had Trump release Taliban terrorists
Flippathon Thread 16/
Hated universally by all who know him, Pompeo's enemies all kept records about how hard he tried to launch a nuclear war against Iran, on behalf of Saudi Arabia
Odds of naming the countries on his own quiz map: 0.00%
Possible asylum country: Afghanistan
Flippathon Thread 17/
General Michael Flynn of Russia wearing a US uniform, was paid by Russia when working for the Trump campaign. Flynn conveniently forgot to mention this payment and became US National Security Advisor. Is a convicted felon. Trump of course pardoned him
Flippathon Thread 18/
Flynn is a Vegas oddsmaker favorite for his immense stupidity to go back to criming after he had received a Presidential pardon. He can deliver Don Jr, Eric, Jared when he rats everybody out
Odds on Flipping: 99.99%
Possible asylum country: Russia
Flippathon Thread 19/
War criminal and scumbag Erik Prince (brother of racist bastard Betsy DeVos) is skipping this year's #Flippathon. He is in exile hiding in the UAE. He will be tried in absentia, have his assets seised, passport revoked & becomes an international fugitive
Flippathon Thread 20/
Butthead Trump is about to be indicted in NY for tax fraud. He is a bit too coked up to figure out, that his slimy sister Entitlement Barbie has already flipped & has been wearing a wire. This reduces dramatically Don Jr's chances
Odds on Flipping: 98%
Flippathon Thread 21/
Repulsican traitor & Ranking Molester Gym Jordan (Q Talibanistan) was not aware Trump had helpfully told DOJ in December that Jim was 1 of 3 'R Congressmen' who were plotting overthrow of democracy. Jordan was under surveillance
Odds of flipping 99.99%
Flippathon Thread 22/
America's sharpest strategist, the My Pillow Guy flattered Trump so much on Fox, Trump invited the moron to his January Insurrection, Terrorism & Tourism party. Fully soft in the head, will not be offered plea bargain
Odds on care in mental asylum: 99.999%
Flippathon Thread 23/
Repulsican traitor & Chairman of the AGA, the American Gargoyle Association, Rep Gosar, seen here smiling for the cameras, is in strong form. Gosar dangled promises of Presidential pardons to encourage seditionists to commit crimes
Odds of flipping 99.999%
Flippathon Thread 24/
Perennial favorite in the #Flippathon is the path to Hell, the Conway. Kellyanne of the forked tongue, is named after the fork on the road, just before the Gates to Hell, which are in Helsinki, as distinct from the Gaetz of Hell who molests teens in Florida
Flippathon Thread 25/
Beavis Trump's father Gary Busey would not comment on Eric's whereabouts. He seems to miss this year's annual Trumpomobster #Flippathon due to being lost in a toilet. Nobody has sent search parties after him
Odds on eating paste: 97%
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Disqualified from this year's Flippathon is crowd favorite, Louie Gohmert, who tried to enter himself under an alias. He put on some lipstick and a wig, and tried to enter Womens' Flippathon as Lauren Boebert
Odds of altering moon's trajectory: 0.0000000%
Flippathon Thread 27/
Chairman of the AFA, the American Fly Association, the Waxdoll Pence, is making another hopeless run at this year's #Flippathon. He still imagines that a party that tried to hang him, would some day love him so much, they nominate him for President
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The candidate of the SBSA, the Saudi Bone Saw Association, Jared Kushner is in two tough brackets. He faces off against Tom Barrack for 100 years for extorting Qatar, and against Roger Stone for 700 years selling Presidential pardons
Odds on divorce: 96%
Flippathon Thread 29/
Entitlement Barbie has been disqualified from this year's flippathon, as she had flipped prematurely already last year, to Manhattan DA, and is now ratting out Beavis & Butthead Trump, and her creepy Daddy.
Odds of ever having tasted Goya beans: 0.00%
Flippathon Thread 30/
Over at the Gaetz of Hell, the Honorable Rapey McForehead forgot to prepare for the #Flippathon, while Matt was venmoning teenagers. His rapist-pals Joel Grenberg & Joe Ellicott flipped
Odds of rapist Gaetz having a rough time in prison for 20 years: 100%
Flippathon Thread 31/
As always in the Grand Flippathon, Gold medal flippers do not escape prison. Even the most succesful flippers among Trumpomobsters will do years inside
So yesterday big Trumpomobster bombshell was the story about seizing voting machines. This had already appeared earlier, but yesterday we learned Rudy Giuliani was intimately involved, his phone calls, etc. And that Bill Barr had known about this idea
Voting Machines Thread 2/
I already tracked SEVEN crimes by Giuliani:
1. Ukraine 2. Venezuela 3. Turkey 4. Arizona Big Lie 5. Georgia Big Lie 6. Jan 6th Insurrection 7. 'Pre 2019' Mystery Crime/s
8. Voting Machines becomes 8th to this list
(I will set it 6th in sequence)
Voting Machines Thread 3/
Ukraine (Vladimir Putin part aka firing US Ambassador) is so severe, Rudy faces potentially Death Penalty
Ukraine Trump part, Turkey, Jan 6th all have Giuliani looking at a Life Sentence
The Voting Machines conspiracy adds yet another Life Sentence.
I started as a young teen liking rock music (glam rock of 1970s: The Sweet, Slade, Suzi Quatro, Roxy Music, T Rex, Bowie, Alice Cooper etc)
Then Bowie led me to a direction I hated initially and refused to follow - into soul music
Bowie had his big musical transformation from his Ziggy Stardust era (Suffragette City, Rebel Rebel, The Jean Genie etc) to the new soul music direction for Bowie starting with Young Americans, Fame and Golden Years etc. I HATED this change
But later my tastes evolved to follow
Bowie leading me to soul music, brought me to appreciate what we call R&B, hip hop and rap music of today, my favorite type of music
And that allowed me to fall in love with the voice of Aretha Franklin, in the Blues Brothers doing Think
Was the first woman to host a nationally syndicated television show, solo. No man by her side
She shattered the glass ceiling for careers of Oprah, Katie Couric, Ellen DeGeneres, & Rachel Maddow
Black History Month
Georgia Louis, a recording artist in the style of Gospel Music, was one of five hosts, three men, two women, to host syndicated religious music TV show, called TV Gospel Time from 1962-65
Georgia Louis was not just the first black woman to host a TV show solo, she was the first woman of any race, to do that. Yes, before any white woman was seen hosting a TV show alone, Georgia Louis truly pioneered the way for all women to TV
Earlier today I posted 5 Threads to give brief summaries of each of the 5 Paths that take Trump to prison for life:
Weisselberg (NY taxes)
Giuliani (Ukraine)
Tom Barrack (Qatar)
Roger Stone (Jan 6th)
and Matt Gaetz (Selling Presidential pardons)
Links to all 5:
First criminal trial Path to take Trump to prison starts at Manhattan DA in New York state. It is his tax fraud. His Accountant Weisselberg is already caught, has his first criminal trial starting in Autumn (he faces several). Trump kids & Trump to follow
Second criminal Path to take Trump to prison is Giuliani-related crimes, starting with Ukraine. Rudy's office was raided by FBI last year. A review of all evidence seized was completed a week ago. Rudy arrest now imminent
I know #ArrestTrumpNow is trending. And Trump will be arrested. He will lose in over 20 separate criminal trials, over the next 7-10 years, but like any Mafia trial, he will ALWAYS be tried last
There is a bonus coming our way, beyond Trump's Jan 6th conviction: He sold pardons
Trump has 5 separate PATHS to prison. Each of them involves MULTIPLE SEPARATE criminals and many crimes, tried in separate criminal courts
After NY Taxes (Weisselberg), Ukraine (Giuliani), Qatar (Tom Barrack) & Jan 6th (Roger Stone) we get a BONUS path to prison: Matt Gaetz
The Honorable Rapey McForehead is a serial teen rapist asshole, so a typical Repulsican from Florida. I do not have a rape connection to Trump, himself a serial sexual predator also of teens
Matt Gaetz takes Trump down on the BRIBES scheme. Selling Presidential pardons
I know #ArrestTrumpNow is trending. And Trump will be arrested. He will lose in over 20 separate criminal trials, over the next 7-10 years, but like any Mafia trial, he will ALWAYS be tried last
Trump Jan 6th crimes will go to trial AFTER Trump NY taxes, Giuliani & Tom Barrack
Trump has 5 separate PATHS to prison. Each of them involves MULTIPLE SEPARATE criminals and many crimes, tried in separate criminal courts
I know you all feel frustrated, because we WITNESSED Jan 6th. But this investigation is NOT YET DONE. It is HUGE conspiracy. Have patience
Whenever prosecutors RUSH to trial, the criminal - caught in the act - can walk, because of TECHNICALITIES. And because of 'double jeopardy' that criminal can NEVER BE TRIED AGAIN for that crime
The good guys have to do this right. Give them time to do it right