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Feb 3 6 tweets 2 min read
Introducing Winter Olympics Curling Team USA:

Captained by Donald Trump's own Pet Poodle Sen Lindsey Graham, on loan from Russia, America's master of the lip curl

#LeningradLindsey Image
At Lead Brush:

Tucker Tuckums Carlson

Who after the Matt Gaetz interview, is utterly fuckered Image
On Right Brush

Eric 'Trump' the son of Gary Busey Image
As the Anchor Brush

Sarah Huckabee Sanders. When asked was she really on the US Curling Team, Sarah confidently responded "Not to my knowledge" Image
Team Alternate

America's most hated man, Rafael 'Ted' Cruz, fresh flown in from Cancun

#CancunCruz Image
And Team Mascot

Is one of the imaginary cows from the farm of Devin Nunes Image

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Feb 5
Giuliani Pending Arrest Thread 1/

The FBI raided Giuliani's office in April 2021. Took 18 devices. The Special Master read all 28,000 files, kept only a handful protected as 'client-attorney privilege' while handing rest to federal prosecutors

I am CERTAIN Rudy will be arrested Image
Giuliani Pending Arrest Thread 2/

Who am I to say? I am a professional forecaster (in the tech & media industries, have written 12 bestselling books etc)

I am also one of most accurate forecasters in politics for more than a decade here on Twitter. I have a track record.. :-) Image
Giuliani Pending Arrest Thread 3/

No forecaster can get every forecast correctly. That is impossible in the forecasting business. We try to be more right than wrong

But sometimes we KNOW something will happen (like say Nokia will collapse in 2011 or Trump will lose in 2020).. Image
Read 23 tweets
Feb 5
YES

And... (will add comments into Thread) RT @PalmerReport

GOP Party players such as Mike Pence & Federalist Society have now decided to throw Trump under the bus, even as Trump retains control of the RNC through his puppet Ronna McDaniel. That means is a civil war within GOP.
FIRST comment

Any midterm-election for the party that takes White House is a bad election year. So 2010 for Dems (Obama), 2018 for GOP (Trump) and 2022 for Dems (Biden)

If the GOP now mess up their chances by deciding to have a civil war - that HELPS US in a TOUGH YEAR
SECOND COMMENT

The civil war will not END this year 2022. Trump will still control enough of GOP into 2024, he can be the 2024 nominee if he wants. And the more he becomes pissed off about the party turning against Trump, the more he WANTS to run in 2024

This is good for US
Read 5 tweets
Feb 3
Flippathon Thread 1/

As the Beijing Olympics 2022 are starting, all eyes are on the main event, the Grand #Flippathon - Patriotic crowds have gathered to picnic bringing their own gallows

Let's get Vegas odds on the superstars of the Flippathon event at #Beijing2022 #Olympics
Flippathon Thread 2/

A massive magafavorite of the #Flippathon 2022 is Steve Bannon. Bannon is no run of the mill scumbag and Trumpomobster. A true monster human* being, has tons of crimes he brings to bargaining table with FBI, in attempt to plea bargain

* not confirmed
Flippathon Thread 3/

His past crimes include 'mind rape' (Bannon's words, not mine) of Republicans via Cambridge Analytica & Facebook. Bannon was behind Muslim ban. He launched Breitbart News. So he is about as as vile as they come. Scaramucci ranks him as worst #Trumpomobster
Read 32 tweets
Feb 2
VOTING MACHINES THREAD / 1

So yesterday big Trumpomobster bombshell was the story about seizing voting machines. This had already appeared earlier, but yesterday we learned Rudy Giuliani was intimately involved, his phone calls, etc. And that Bill Barr had known about this idea
Voting Machines Thread 2/

I already tracked SEVEN crimes by Giuliani:

1. Ukraine
2. Venezuela
3. Turkey
4. Arizona Big Lie
5. Georgia Big Lie
6. Jan 6th Insurrection
7. 'Pre 2019' Mystery Crime/s

8. Voting Machines becomes 8th to this list

(I will set it 6th in sequence)
Voting Machines Thread 3/

Ukraine (Vladimir Putin part aka firing US Ambassador) is so severe, Rudy faces potentially Death Penalty

Ukraine Trump part, Turkey, Jan 6th all have Giuliani looking at a Life Sentence

The Voting Machines conspiracy adds yet another Life Sentence.
Read 17 tweets
Feb 1
Personal note.. my musical tastes evolved

I started as a young teen liking rock music (glam rock of 1970s: The Sweet, Slade, Suzi Quatro, Roxy Music, T Rex, Bowie, Alice Cooper etc)

Then Bowie led me to a direction I hated initially and refused to follow - into soul music
Bowie had his big musical transformation from his Ziggy Stardust era (Suffragette City, Rebel Rebel, The Jean Genie etc) to the new soul music direction for Bowie starting with Young Americans, Fame and Golden Years etc. I HATED this change

But later my tastes evolved to follow
Bowie leading me to soul music, brought me to appreciate what we call R&B, hip hop and rap music of today, my favorite type of music

And that allowed me to fall in love with the voice of Aretha Franklin, in the Blues Brothers doing Think
Read 4 tweets
Feb 1
Black History Month

Television pioneer
Gospel singer extraordinaire

GEORGIA LOUIS

Was the first woman to host a nationally syndicated television show, solo. No man by her side

She shattered the glass ceiling for careers of Oprah, Katie Couric, Ellen DeGeneres, & Rachel Maddow
Black History Month

Georgia Louis, a recording artist in the style of Gospel Music, was one of five hosts, three men, two women, to host syndicated religious music TV show, called TV Gospel Time from 1962-65

Many Rock n Roll Hall-of-Famers appeared on it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_Gospel…
Black History Month

Georgia Louis was not just the first black woman to host a TV show solo, she was the first woman of any race, to do that. Yes, before any white woman was seen hosting a TV show alone, Georgia Louis truly pioneered the way for all women to TV

She made history
Read 4 tweets

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