I have a strange fascination with watching Rishi Sunak manoeuvre for power, as I think he's going to be terrible at it.
It's all very Carlito's Way. He's the young mob lawyer who has fallen in love with his own legend a bit and thinks he's now a gangster.
Both Eat Out and his current energy bill scheme have shown that he's terribly good at coming up with ideas that sound clever to a bunch of earnest young SPADs. But that don't really survive their encounter with actual real-world society and economics.
Normally someone like Rishi would get to cut his teeth on stuff like that (and make those mistakes) somewhere like Transport (see: Phil Hammond).
Rishi is doing it as Chancellor, and may very soon be doing it as PM.
In any other government - even Theresa Mays - Eat Out and this energy stuff would have his job under threat for making the PM look shit. And he'd be getting gunned in the press for it.
But Johnson has built himself such a huge shit pile of his own, Rishi's doesn't cut through.
Essentially, both him and Truss are utter mediocrities, who are benefitting from comparison to everyone else around them.
Because an inanimate carbon rod would be better suited to high office than Dominic Raab, Nadine Dorries, Dowden, Patel, Braverman and the rest.
Truss' sole qualification for leadership is that she's been working on her Thatcher Cosplay.
Rishi is just Matt Hancock if he lived in the Ritz not a Travel Tavern.
They're both convinced they've got political chops because they're surrounded by the rest of Skeletor's Minions
Rishi and Truss would be forgettable junior ministers AT BEST still in any other government since WW2.
The fact that they both legit believe they could cut it at the top job makes me laugh. Grimly. But still laugh.
Semi-follow up:
People were asking how you can spot the competent MPs (of any party) from the fakers.
Committees.
Watch Parliamentary Committees. They're eye-opening, fun AND informative. And occasionally utterly brutal.
One day I am going to write a comedy set in local Labour Party meetings on Zoom.
I'm not even going to make anything up. It'll be stuff I've seen happen in them over the years.
I'm just going to change people's names.
It'll even have a part written in it for Robert Lindsay, to resume his 'Wolfie Smith' role. He'll play the elder Trot who got his foot in the Momentum door early.
Much as I have enjoyed the rockstar lifestyle of living on a heady cocktail of soup, booze and painkillers, I am very much looking forward to a return to solid food.
Although based on my viral tweet output this week it seems I am at my most creative when on soup, painkillers and booze.
Which is concerning.
It's not the painkillers and booze bit that bothers me. I could keep doing those.
I just cannot face any more tubs of soup where the depth of flavour is inversely proportional to the number of hipster ingredients on the label.
PM'S AIDE: The PM had demanded a rapid deployment force.
CHIEF OF DEFENCE: Yes. I know
AIDE: So where is it?
COD: You're looking at it.
AIDE: That's just Mark Francois holding a spatula
COD: Yes, well, 20 years of financial cuts and mismanagement will do that to an army.
PM'S AIDE: That's really it?
CHIEF OF DEFENCE: Well technically I could call up Penny Mordaunt too, but I think the Prime Minister might question her loyalty.
AIDE: I suppose I should be grateful we have a spatula
COD: Ah. Actually we don't. That's on loan from the Americans.
PM'S AIDE: Don't we have any tanks?
CHIEF OF DEFENCE: Not really. Just one for Defence Ministers to sit in
AIDE: Bugger
COD: Oh wait, we've got some AVs that make people deaf! Forgot about those.
AIDE: The enemy?
COD: No, our chaps. Still, it's the thought that counts, isn't it?
A lot of the narrative about Putin's relationship with the former Soviet republics (and quasi-satellites like Serbia) starts as if he entered power with a blank slate of feelings towards them and NATO.
But he'd been building a personal history with both long before that.
One of the key reasons Putin always plays the strongman with NATO now, is because the time he personally didn't do that early on (Kosovo) was the time they (from his perspective) reneged on an agreement and embarrassed him in front of the satellites.