Good morning everyone!! So it looks like Ottawa police actually decided to do their jobs while I was relaxing yesterday. Things should get interesting on Convoy Radio today, but that doesn't mean that the #RamRanchResistance needs to let up
We have some more lack of understanding of the function of government. Someone wants the "Attorney General" to remove the Prime Minister
They're saying that Freeland's name is a contradiction
One lady is talking about loading up her car to bring supplies to the truckers in Ottawa. I thought people were getting arrested for that now
Day 10 of me wondering why they don't know the difference between rights and privileges
This dude is telling a woman with cancer that wearing a mask "causes carbon dioxide"
Wearing a mask is virtue signaling
They're calling us "sheeple" but they all say the same things as each other.
They're complaining about conditions of employment. Because they're new to being adults
Can someone please show them Section 1 of the Charter? None of them have read it
They think that they are the majority...because they don't know how to count
Someone just remembered that healthcare is provincial 🤦🏻‍♀️
They're saying that insurance companies aren't paying "premiums" (it's not premiums, it's claims, guys. Premiums and claims are different) if people die of covid.

This isn't true
"The government is gonna take the stores. It's all about the reset"

How do they come up with this shit?
They're still talking about the "attorney General"
They want to etransfer money directly. This is a terrible idea
They have $4.5 million in donations on GiveSendGo
One of them is complaining that the horns are annoying 🙄
They think that Ontario misses Chris Sky now that he is in Alberta

Y'all Ontario is SO HAPPY that Chris isn't here any more. Fvck that guy!
They're really bothered about being called fringe minority
Did Chris Sky abandon his dogs when he moved to Alberta?
Apparently the constitution says that you can't touch an American on Canadian land

Ummmmmmm....
They're bashing the Canadian women's hockey team
"Rebel News is a good source"

Nope!
Someone thinks that the police taking gas from the truckers is a war crime
They're talking about liability
The truly believe that the law doesn't apply to them
Apparently vehicles are being towed.

I hope so...I'm tired
Jesus Christ! There's a Mambo Number 5 horn

It's awful
They think that people who believe in science would be the zombies in the zombie apocalypse

The honkies would be the ones who hide their zombie bites
This woman have never left Canada but is angry about border and travel restrictions
Hopped back into the channel.and they're guessing what the GiveSendGo tally will be at the end of the day. They still think they're gonna see any of that money
Now they're talking about election fraud 🙄
"Are we sure that we're going to get the money from GiveSendGo?"

LOL
They're oppression LARPing again
This one guy said he would like to see a bunch of people thrown in jail

That is likely, but it's not going to be the people that he expects
They don't understand the Consitution
What is the "grand jury thing"?
OMG! This woman is complaining that certain countries require vaccines as conditions of entry.
Regarding vaccines "the things that are supposed to be...they...um...they're all turned around"
"What is a spike protein"

"It's basically a tentacle that injects the virus into your genes"
They want to make a.movue out of this

It should be a comedy...like Super Troopers mixed with Tommy Boy mixed with Trailer Park Boys
Oh yay! Transphobia! because of course
Someone mentioned overthrowing the government and no one ccorrected her

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Feb 9
Good morning!
Anyone else exhausted? Sheesh...I don't want to get out of bed. Send my mail! I live here now. There's some chatter that the honkies are moving on to Toronto, and we'll see if the Windsor idiots will smarten up today
Lots of chatter about the border on Sarnia, and a lot of focus on who is one their side

Guys...the only person of the side of the idiot brigade that is this blockade, are other idiots
They are talking about all of them pretending to be Hot Donna to throw the police off
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Feb 8
Good morning everyone! In case you were wondering if listening to the honkies was frying my brain, I just tried to put my coffee pot in the fridge...so yeah
The channels are quiet today. I am somewhat relieved by this, but also curious what they're up to
I'm listening to the Windsor blockade channel. It's all cars. What are they thinking?!
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Feb 6
Good morning my loves!! I'm taking a bit of a break from listening to #ivermectininsurrection radio today but will check in periodically. I hope you all have a great day and get out there at cause some good trouble!!
I saw so much beauty from so many of you yesterday and I love that so many every day Canadians are fighting back with such incredible humor. You give me so much hope. Roast these feckers until they cry!!!
I found a few things that I wanted to share with you. First it this brilliant explanation of the insane demands of the Honkies
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Feb 5
Goooood morning Ram Ranch!! It's a two city day and it's probably gonna get a little bit weird. Convoy Radio is pretty quiet...they're just listing off bands who would hate this so it's time to get some coffee #RamRanchResistance
People of Toronto, now is your time to shine!!! Download tinder and catfish those honkies!!
One guy is upset that "you have to have a QR code to leave your own country"

I don't think he's ever traveled because it's like he's unaware that papers are required for that
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Feb 4
Good morning and happy Friday!! I don't know about you guys but this has been a long week! It might be a quieter day on Convoy radio and that may or may not have something to do with the #RamRanchResistance
A fantastic compilation of organizations to donate to can be found at Ram-Ranch.ca

Some beauty coming out of this
Some hilarity went down last night where Les finally broke, kicked out all of the mods, and now he is the only person who can speak on his channel.
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Feb 3
Good morning from the Ram Ranch!! It's day 687 (it feels like it) of the honkening. Convoy radio is a bit weird this morning. Lots of conspiracy chat this morning, talk of the military being on the side of #ivermectininsurrection and general nonsense. So many lies
We're already in the cum zone
Lots of conspiracy chat
Someone said "pandemic"
A child is here
They're singing terribly
And they're upset about trolls
Gonna be a long day
One lady forgot the lyrics to the national anthem immediately after Oh Canada

Like a true patriot
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