Good morning and happy Friday!! I don't know about you guys but this has been a long week! It might be a quieter day on Convoy radio and that may or may not have something to do with the #RamRanchResistance
A fantastic compilation of organizations to donate to can be found at Ram-Ranch.ca

Some beauty coming out of this
Some hilarity went down last night where Les finally broke, kicked out all of the mods, and now he is the only person who can speak on his channel.
All of the channels are mods only except for gta convoy to ottawa where people have already been crying
They're boasting that they're going to make the trolls cry

I've been at this for a week, and it's actually been the other way around. They don't realize that GenZ and Millenials are a lot more fearless and relentless than they'll ever be
While it's quiet I want to say a few things. These clowns talk about being a unity movement. And they may be right...but not in the way that they intended.
The way I've seen so many people from all over Canada (many who wouldn't normally get involved in this kind of counter protesting) come together to mock them, mess with them, and share with it other brings me so much joy and hope
Oh God! I haven't finished my coffee and someone called themselves a pure blood
They're talking about their various strategies for intimidating minimum wage workers

I think they believe that this is the best way to stick it to the government
One woman is complaining that her kid couldn't go to a birthday party

Such a poor oppressed white woman!!
Some hilariously bad legal takes are happening right now
One woman got a card with QR code to the Charter of Rights from Canada Unity that they use for...I'm not sure what

They this this is a great way to prove a point to restaurants.

But no...it's just gonna make them look foolish
This lady is talking about how inspiring she is

Super humble, y'all
She's an independent contractor and doesn't know what independent contractor

She's angry that a private business has terms of employment. She's new to being an adult
I was JUST about to say that it was light on trolls over here and then the #RamRanchResistance arrived!!

Bring on the trolls!!!
While I have such a huge captive audience, I need to remind you that it is Black History Month. If you are looking for some reading material that is Canada specific, I highly recommend this book. We have to combat this ignorance and hate with education
"Every movement has outlasted the resistance"

Baby girl...Ram Ranch is the movement now!!
One mod here is overwhelmed with the number of trolls (there's hardly any)

She has no idea what she's in for
They are talking about calling Friday Freedom day. And want to make a national holiday when they win this

Suggestions thrown out are October 4th (because they forgot about Thanksgiving) and mid February (because they forgot about Family Day)
Someone suggested making a declaration of independence

They want to be American so bad
Chatter about someone's drunk uncle's hangover
They are having a debate about what number is the number of the beast

This lady is saying that Pat King said that the number 666 is associated with Ottawa

I am confusion
Ram Ranch has been playing for A WHILE
"Are you upset that you can't troll us over the chat?"

Followed by nothing but trolls
"Charlie from Burlington for Prime Minister"

Ok, but why?
They're talking about how the trolls aren't succeeding

I dunno, man. Shutting down two channels sounds like a success to me!
Apparently the mods can tell within a second and a half who the trolls are

Dear reader, I think we have all learned that this isn't true
Omg! They forgot that VPNs exist again
Pollution has a theory about the trolls

Her theory is incorrect
Oops...not pollution
Polly
He wants to have an active conversation with the trolls

He wants a dialog. Which is weird because they've blocked people who aren't trolls but have opposing views
Welp...
"Don't open links from people you don't know"

Internet 101 that apparently needs to be said
They keep blocking the vegan guy
"In order to get respect you have to give respect"

You guys!! These occupiers have never given respect to anyone!!
One guy said he's cool with being a martyr

Conspiracy about Justin Trudeau receiving fake shots. They share so much misinformation with each other. They think Rumble is a legit source. It's not
White lady: We inherited this land

No, the fvck we did not!! We stole it!!

#LandBack
This lady is claiming that the truckers didn't shut down Ottawa. Justin Trudeau shut down Ottawa

These people really lead to learn about the different levels of government
They don't understand why people are complaining about the honkening
She wants Justin Trudeau to do his job, despite not understanding what his job actually is
There's just so much gaslighting happening right now it's making me want to scream at them
The lady who claims to be a singing teacher started singing Oh Canada

As a former professional singer, I strongly recommend that you never take lessons from her
A troll pretending to be a doctor offered them $100 to join a new vaccine study

They know he was a troll but they're still mad at doctors for reasons unknown
A troll said there was so much Irony in the chat

Mod: he doesn't understand what irony is

Darlings...it's the mods that don't understand Irony
Here we go...onto vaccines causing autism

FML
"My friend did a lot of research on it"

Sir...unless your friend has a lab and/or is conducting studies, he didn't do any research

They misuse this word so much
Rumors that Ottawa Police will be cracking down this weekend

I friggin hope so!!!
Reports of preemptive road closures in Toronto
They wish they had the energy of the trolls on their side

This is great
Back in the ++convoy to ottawa++

They're talking about counter protests and they are scared
Maria just said the most brilliant thing I've ever heard

"We can't control people, places or things"
At least she's gonna crack down on misinformation on the channel

The issue with that, however, is that what these people believe is accurate, isn't
"As parents we have to put safety first for our kids"

Call me crazy but safety first, to me, means not taking your kids to an active white supremacists illegal occupation
"These are the most peaceful protests on earth"

Said the woman who's never been to a protest before
One dude is disgusting that CBC put his voice on "the mainstream"

One thing that could have prevented that would have been to not say stupid stuff on the internet

You know...consequences
"I bet the CBC didn't put the info on how to listen to this"

He WANTS more people to listen to this stupidity!! He thinks they sound good!! Y'all...
They're talking about what they can't wait for after the occupation

I love you all, but I can't wait to be boring on Twitter again
Maria is actually a really good facilitator. Her talents are lost on this bunch. She tried to keep them on topic and that resulted in them arguing for 5 minutes about praying
"I pray that we stop burning fuel like innocent people didn't die for it"

*block"
They insisted on prayer but as soon as one of them started talking about the pollution from the trucks, they want to go back to Maria's topic
They don't want to hear anything but support in the channel

They're not as against censorship as they claim
One guy thinks that those wanting to protect the planet want us all to die

Which...I mean...it's actually the opposite of that, but ok
A lady from Holland is crying
They're complaining about losing friends and family for being anti-everythings
Why is there a priest in here???
They try to do a lot of speculation about people who don't support the honkening

All of it is wrong. Every bit of it
All of the channels are on the trusted user strategy. The trolls are gonna have to play the long game
Reports that the government has bought up all of the empty hotel rooms in Ottawa

This isn't confirmed but I hope it's true
A dude said he saw angels with the crowd on the live feed

I think that dude ate A LOT of magic mushrooms
A lady was reading off a list of random facts

What is the point of this? What a waste of time
"Pierre Trudeau was impotent"

I am begging someone to explain to me why they are so obsessed with the sex lives of Trudeau men. It's so bizarre
"Native land protected by God"

They're so ignorant
A lady is telling everyone to call the Governor General to her to ask for Trudeau's resignation or to suspend Parliament

First of all, that's not gonna happen and second, do any of these people realize they're trying to stage a coup?
One lady knows nothing about the Governor General. She think that the GG is a man 🤦🏻‍♀️
THE RAM RANCH HAS INFULTRATED!!
I've moved over to ++convoy for truth++ because apparently one of the ladies was going off on Jewish people

It's being trolled hard
I love the kid who just pops in saying "shut up boomer" every time they speak
What do we think the odds are that the Americans on these channels went to the American Insurrection??

I'd wager that they're high
Someone just said that Jordan Peterson is the greatest mind in the western world
The K in K-Pop is for kids

No...no it is not
Ignore the trolls just stay positive
Ignore the trolls just stay positive
Ignore the trolls just stay positive
Ignore the trolls just stay positive
This one dude has been talking with his mouth full of food for 5 straight minutes

Manners...sir
Texasholdem, who thinks Pat King is a great man, has a cartoonish accent

He sounds like Cletis
Pat King doesn't go on white supremacist rants ALL the time, just sometimes

Apparently this guy (who said Old Stock Canadians) thinks that's just fine. It's not
"Anglo-Saxons weren't white people"

WHAT?!?!
These idiots are saying that being indigenous means you were born in Canada

Dear reader...this is incorrect
He interrupted his prayer to say that he is sick and feverish

Covid??
They think playing "God's music" ie. Country music will drive the trolls crazy...it won't

BUT!!
The jigga jigga boom boom music (that's what he called it) drives him crazy
Honkin Honky is singing Oh Canada and all of the words are wrong
They're trashing Suzzy now that she's gone from the chat but they let her go off on racist and antisemitic rants without blocking her or saying a word
You guys...they thought Suzzy was a nice person
"What was racist about making America or Canada great again?"

Well, buddy...it's the "again" part that is the problem
Oooooh...we've got Trump love
They're praying for Suzzy
They're calling people anti-convites
Someone suggested having anti-convite to urban dictionary
"Someone's paying the trolls to be here. No one has the free time to be doing what they're doin"

Sir...you obviously do!!
Why do they keep talking about waffles??
They claim not to be hateful

But they just spouted some transphobia
"Unitedy" is a word that Honky keeps saying
"This is about Jesus and freedom"
I am once again asking why they can't remember that VPNs exist?

The freedom fighters want to send IP addresses to the RCMP
Honky is trying to wax poetic about the road to freedom. It's not going well
"Antifa can get into your wifi. They can get into your telephone"

"Antifa can get to you through a can of soup"

These are real adult humans saying this and they are dead serious, y'all
"Can any of you explain what kind of freedom you lost?"

"We're gonna get it back"

That's not what he asked, Honky
No one can convince me that this TexasHoldem guy is a real person and not an SNL character
Back on the ++ channel we have a lady who thinks that the protest can end/prevent all pandemics

I'm not sure how honking can prevent viral mutations but I'll look into it
Who actually thinks the baby shark horn sounds good??
That child is coughing a lot

Why is her mother ignoring her?
They're planning on gridlocking Toronto
Ok...a non troll is singing The Royal Canadian Kilted Yacksman and I love that song so I'm conflicted
A lady wants to go and see the truckers...and the freedom
The government made the weed to make people docile
Attention everyone in convoy or occupied cities!! Save this link!! Report everything

They're still trying to convince people that the gofundme money (that has been shut down) will be released
He thinks the "libtards" paid off gofundme to shut it down

No...that's not what happened. It's just bad for business for gofundme to provide the means for funding an illegal occupation
The smart people are coming for the honkies. I'd wish them luck but I don't want to

There were trolls in here speaking to each other in code an no one else noticed
They are BIG MAD about the gofundme money. They are wanting to complain by giving them negative reviews

It's cute
They're freaking out about getting their money back

You can hear the agitation in their voices

One guy thinks that the instructions for refunds from gofundme could be from the trolls
HEY POLLY!!!

Lemme know if you want a tour of the RAM RANCH!!!
I'm not sure how this lady who is having a tantrum expects the Zello channel to restore her Facebook

Is this April??
Woah lady...
She just drunkenly shared her phone number...I think that's what she was saying
Oooooo

Someone brought up the class action lawsuit and mentioned deleting all of his posts of being at the occupation
"They're incorporated as a charity. They can get money now"

I don't think that's how it works
Sir...you should know that an "Occupation by free people" is still an Occupation

But well done committing to a crime on the internet, genius
They think pissing off their "movement" is going to screw up gofundme

Adorable
Because ram-ranch.ca have links to charities, this guy thinks that the city of Ottawa should call these charities to "the committee" (i have no idea) for accepting donations from militia groups and criminals

So much paranoia
This guy thinks gofundme is a massive money laundry scheme

Close! This convoy appears to have been a massive money laundering scheme
Wait...he thinks you have to type out https when you're typing a web address???
"Can I play a freedom song?"

*guitar plays*

🎵 How many roads must a convoy drive down, before they reach the Ram Ranch?🎵

That was absolutely terrific!!
They're complaining that the police chief said that they will start cracking down
Convoy for freedom Toronto is the zello for the Toronto convoy
Ok...I'm signing off for the night
Was planning on doing it earlier but the FAFO energy was too good
Thanks to that awesome troll for that last cum zone sneak attack

Have a wonderful night everyone!!
❤❤❤
- Fin

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