Goooood morning Ram Ranch!! It's a two city day and it's probably gonna get a little bit weird. Convoy Radio is pretty quiet...they're just listing off bands who would hate this so it's time to get some coffee #RamRanchResistance
People of Toronto, now is your time to shine!!! Download tinder and catfish those honkies!!
One guy is upset that "you have to have a QR code to leave your own country"

I don't think he's ever traveled because it's like he's unaware that papers are required for that
I'm currently in Freedom Convoy 2022 and someone is doing a terrible impression of Louis Armstrong
Apparently these people are now referring to me as "gender studies girl"

I don't know what this means. Their attempted insults are super lame
With that being said, I know a lot of you honkies are following this thread and I just want you to take a long look in the mirror and think about how it came to be that you think honking in front of children's hospitals for hours on end is OK. How did you get here?
You are losing the minimal support that you had, you're about to piss off even more people, and YOU ARE IN BREACH OF YOUR LIABILITY INSURANCE CONTRACT. That is going to cause a lot of problems for you in the future
She's changing the lyrics of Bob Marley's Jammin to be about trucking
One guy said there are 100 cars at Square One mall

That number seems super low for a Saturday
Awwwwww...they're concerned about the music damaging the truckers' ears, you guys
Sorry guys...forgot to mention
I'm on this channel
++convoy to ottawa++

I'm having trouble finding Toronto channels
The truckers are on a media blackout

What the heck are those clowns up to??
Kensington is giving them a Kensington style welcome

I love this city

One guy says that Joe Rogan is the news

And this is the type of people we're dealing with, folks
They're all praising Travis. If you've been following since the beginning, Travis is the one who was in Ottawa fixing everyone's trucks with his own money and then got stiffed with no money and no place to stay.
He's like a sweet, dumb puppy and he got taken for a ride??
"Would it be better for women to stay home and teach their kids?"

Fvck off Chad!!
LOL they read my tweet about Travis!!

Good morning ass hats! You should warn everyone on the channel about the liability issues they're gonna have
They're threatening my followers now because they're great bastions of free speech

I can't 🤣
I love how he replies to my tweets on my channel

Anywho...he doesn't like me using my free speech.
Now he's trying to walk back the threats. And wants me to "be a man" and explain my position. My position has been clear since the beginning of this. A foreign illegal occupation of a city is not the way to make your point
Torturing citizens, including children and elderly, protesting near hospitals, shutting down hospital row, associating with white supremacists, is not ok. And the truckers are likely in violation of their insurance
"Could we be seen as terrorists of any kind?"

Yes...yes you could
Uuuuuuggggghhhh...here come the horns in Toronto!!!
It's hilarious to me that they thought the Gardiner on a Saturday was gonna be a good way to get into the city. They're gonna be stuck there for a while
Debate over whether Trump flag should be flown
"I think the kids have the most powerful voice in this"

Except for the kids in the hospital and the kids who live near the honkening
They're surprised that on the traffic cams it doesn't look like a lot of people are on Parliament Hill

They might be figuring out that they're bleeding support...along with funding
There is someone on the Hill on horseback carrying a Trump flag

One question about that...why??
Lady from Minnesota is wondering how it's 12:30pm in Ontario when it's 11:30am where she is

Times zones are a thing
They're talking about the difference between the blue pill and red pill and I would like the Wachowskis to enter the chat
Oh! Someone actually knows what the red pill actually means according to the creators of it!!

Nice

#TransRightsAreHumanRights
What's a hobby researcher??
Do they not know how screwed they are for bringing farming equipment into cities??

Eeeeehhhh...nevermind
They only want to talk about positivity and not about what's going on

I think what's going on is kind of important though
There are horses pulling a fuel tank

This is absolutely dystopian
Did you guys know that diesel exhaust is just freedom fumes??
There is someone with 1488 in their user name

People want this person to be blocked. The mod doesn't want to
"It's a peaceful protest"

They simply do not care about the suffering they are causing. They treat it like a joke
"Canadians always say sorry"

I wonder how long it will take for them to say sorry for this illegal occupation??
👀
They're going to Mel Lastman square. TPS foiled their plans

These jerks are completely ignorant of the fact that people who live on that section of Yonge have PTSP from the incel terrorist attack that killed 10 people 4 years ago
*PTSD
They seem to be surprised that the police aren't working with them. They are upset and calling it a mess

I told you Toronto wasn't gonna fvck around
This guy is calling this war and called himself a general
"That was a metaphor"
They sound super stressed. They're messing up the names of the meeting places

I love this
This guy is absolutely losing his mind! This was not how he planned his day to go. He says there's strategies in place but I don't think that's true.

I wonder if he understands that there's room for at most 3 trucks at their new meeting place
Yonge and Lawrence is blocked off

They may have to take Bathurst up to Mel Lastman. On the Sabbath

Good luck!!!
He doesn't know where to send people anymore
This guy is super paranoid

He wants the lockdowns to end

Y'all we're not in lockdown
Thoughts and prayers to anyone who gets in the way of my mother trying to go grocery shopping today
He's telling everyone to go to Mel Lastman square is they can't get to Queens Park

It's Saturday and roads are closed. That's gonna take at least an hour
SO MUCH YELLING
Soooooo...there are a lot of Fvck Trudeau flags

Can someone explain to me why the honkies are ok with those but not swear words on Zello? Do they know that most kids can read?
The Toronto protest has broken into two. On opposite ends of the city

Unity!!!
We have a response from the Governor General to the oppupiers' demands

I will summarize

"HAHAHAHAHAHA no...fvck off and learn how the government works"
Y'all...they think Derek Sloan, who isn't a member of any party, and doesn't have a seat in Parliament, would be a good option for PM
I am once again begging them to take a civics class and learn how the government works
Anyone who thinks a convoy is beautiful has never been on the 401 during rush hour
They still don't know that the Governor General is a woman
For a movement that is just about mandates they talk an awful lot about getting rid of government officials

Sounds sus
Someone is suggesting that someone petitions the Queen to intervene

That would be funny if they tried
One guy is confused that no one is honking in Toronto

Bruh! No one here cares about your little protest...go home, we're laughing at you
He's bewildered that that he's not getting any support

I don't think He's from here, you guys
Woah! I think that was the first time I heard Ram Ranch today!
Has anyone told the person who wrote the Ram Ranch what is going on?
Why are the mods hitting on each other??
Well I'm off for the night
Hope you're all taking care of yourselves and each other

Enjoy your Saturday night, darlings!!

- Fin

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