Thread by @Noellenarwhal

Good morning everyone! In case you were wondering if listening to the honkies was frying my brain, I just tried to put my coffee pot in the fridge...so yeah

The channels are quiet today. I am somewhat relieved by this, but also curious what they're up to

I'm listening to the Windsor blockade channel. It's all cars. What are they thinking?!

They're coaching an old lady on how to evade the police. They are new to a life of crime. They seem unaware that it's stupid to admit to breaking the law on the internet

One guy is warning them that they can incriminate themselves

More speculation about Justin Trudeau's sexuality

One lady is complaining that there's too many cooks in the kitchen. There is no one in charge, none of them know what they're doing. No one organized anything, and no one wants to.

This should go well

I really hope that diabetic man was able to get off the bridge in time. I'm still haunted by his sister's voice pleading with these people

They're trying to doxx the people who are posting about what's happening on the channel

They think that only 10% of Canada is against this. But it's the other way around

They want to throw eggs at the trolls

Some people have watched Braveheart way too many times

One of them has Covid. Still refuses to get vaccinated. He's been in bed for a week

One guy thinks that vaccines have never helped anyone

Smallpox would like to have a word...if vaccines hadn't eradicated it

They want to talk to the mayor

They're actually playing a Braveheart clip. What did I just say?!

Shockingly, these people also don't understand the function of the Governor General

They want Doug Ford to resign. They're planning to call him

Someone suggested that Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida, should replace Doug Ford

One lady wants to send faxes to Dougie's office

Because she thinks we are in the year 1994

One guy is frustrated that it's taking him 2 hours to get into the blockade

I'm not joking

Quick question...do any of these clowns know what the heck they're doing??

I feel like they all heard the word tyranny, didn't bother to learn what it means, and decided to run with it anyway

Oh yay!!! The Ram Ranch is here!!

They want to record the Ram Ranch trolls to show people what the trolls are doing

I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of Ram Ranch at this point

They're trying to figure out how to screen record

Anyone in the #RamRanchResistance want to give them a tutorial???

I'm still super confused about this Windsor blockade

They had a barbecue on the northbound lane...that is being opened now

They're paranoid that they're being tricked. They seem to be very cooperative with the police

One is saying the border should be closed. Not sure why

Now that they're moving, some people are mad and saying that it defeated the purpose of sleeping there all night.

They think they have the authority to control the border

They are a rudderless ship and it's hilarious

They think they got played

I think they did too

It's awesome

No one has any idea who is talking to the police

I will never again question how people end up in cults

Someone just said they need a plan. I feel like they should have had one BEFORE they started this

Who's idea was this??

They're worried about looking like a joke

Now they're yelling at each other

So this happened

Charges possible for Ohio man who allegedly swatted police in the wrong Ottawa
cbc.ca/news/canada/sw…

Someone's grandma is asking where she can drop off some muffins

The lady who is telling everyone to calm down yelled "CALM YOUR TITS!!"

They're opening up the bridge

Lots of confusion

Surprised about the pushback, one woman suggested that they go an protest at city hall instead

Which is a smart idea, so naturally they don't like it

One guy just called 9/11 the 99 bombings

Now they're talking about Trudeau's body

Conspiracies about the Trudeau marriage

Apparently they think that married people need to be together 24/7

One is talking about retinal scanning at the border. That's only if you have Nexus. And let me tell you, it is SOOOOO worth it

Jeff is the best!!

https://twitter.com/jeffj1111/status/1491090530037829633?t=7iIxzu0qHlJKLdql7MAP_w&s=19

This just sounds like a really stupid traffic report

They think that a dump truck is antifa

They want trucks to join them, but they are skeptical of the one truck that they can see

Someone said that Canada Unity is withdrawing the MOU

Maybe because it was bat crap bananas

They're talking about getting buckets because they can't get porta potties

This is a real tweet

"Unintended interpretations"

https://twitter.com/Justin_Ling/status/1491171034623791105?t=pA0LNJ1GWghzl5wQBpymyA&s=19

So I guess that since their Charter Rights are still intact, they can go home

This is wonderful

https://twitter.com/agtbloodrayne/status/1491157388266639362?t=9iDxBMIqyNPFQYHfJHZYJg&s=19

Is this true? 👀

https://twitter.com/LiangPupu/status/1491171734011232260?t=9iDxBMIqyNPFQYHfJHZYJg&s=19

A bunch of kids just said thank you to the truckers on this channel. There are no truckers involved on the Windsor blockade

They're very upset that they are losing it. They're not progressing that some of them want to go home. This is a mess and I love it

I missed the Jake drama

Donna says she doesn't want to be the leader

I don't think that's true

We had a little troll telling everyone to shut up

How is fvcking with trade going to help them get their freedoms (that the still have) back?

LOL

https://twitter.com/VancouverSun/status/1491188937880178688?t=Gg4N_z2dWmJPr_k1gx2qOQ&s=19

Rhonda is lost near McDonald's

Jake is here!!!

She's yelling about Jake!

SO MUCH YELLING

Jake!!!!

https://twitter.com/PrincesThor/status/1491197186629013506?t=jYHxXJg1PiBo6WzjMwF-Og&s=19

Awwww...this lady is gonna need to get a thinker skin really quick if Jake talking to her scared her

Sweetie...treason is not for the faint of heart

Someone is checking balls for cancer

Jackie is mad that the police lied to them

Jackie...come on

Wait...Donna and Jackie

Can we get another Jake?
Like...can someone pretent to be with them and then screw with them?

This. Is. Chaos.

They think Jake is the guy who keeps talking about checking balls

They want more mods because they had one troll and are quite upset about it

One guy thinks that Ram Ranch sounds like a good Saturday night in his truck

I guess he likes to have 18 naked cowboys in his truck

Someone is gonna post the antifa ram-ranch.ca site in the Zello chat

Maybe these amazing organizations can get some more donations!!

They think what they're doing is working

Yeah...it's working at pissing everyone off

They think they're costing the government $10M a day

No...that are costing Canadians $10M a day

These clowns aren't economists

Do they realize that we need to import food??

Someone explained to them that it's not the government losing money

They don't care

One guy apparently just learned this summer about residential schools

Another one lost a sister and an aunt to covid

Bur he's still with these idiots

What these idiots fail to realize is that truckers often get paid by the mile of kilometers, so by blocking them at the border for hours, they're ripping off the truckers

They're talking about wanting 420s

They shouldn't be doing this while driving. Someone should let the Windsor police know

For the record, I am very anti-narc

Bur these feckers deserve it

They're telling a Punjabi man to change his user name to Mumbai

🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh God...one guy is telling a Sikh man that he loves the "Indian culture" but he's describing Hindu culture

That was the longest Ram Ranch has ever played

Ok...that's enough for me!

Have a great night everyone

I'm off to watch some Figure Skating!

I don't know who she is but I love her. Enjoy!