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Feb 7 • 8 tweets • 2 min read

cw mpreg #PregjiSeason

emperor wwx has a harem and no heirs. wq, his advisor, has pointed out he may have to sleep with one of his spouses in order to have heirs but wwx isn't going to do that! he's busy!

secretly wwx wants love ok 😭 he did the political thing and got hitched but he wants his first time and all times to be with his soulmate 😭😭

anyway for Reasons he goes undercover (night hunting?? finding traitors and spies? it doesn't really matter) and he meets a handsome gold-eyed cultivator at an inn. he teases the cultivator, and the cultivator HATES him.

they end up having to work together, and wwx teases the cultivator lwj, and lwj ignores him at first, but real respect begins to grow between them.

then when their mission comes to an end.... lwj drags wwx to his room at the inn. and proceeds to tell wwx that he loves him.

not with words tho. mostly with his dick. (yes, this is a switching threadfic)

then he commands wwx to return to the favour, and of course wwx eagerly complies.

in the morning, everything is perfect and then... a courtier turns up looking for wwx. calls him emperor.

lwj, white-faced, betrayed, leaves without hearing wwx's apologies.

the ENTIRE point of this threadfic is this: approximately eight months later, the lan clan turn up, all their elders absolutely FURIOUS demanding that wwx take responsibility for defiling their second young master!! and this is INTENSELY FUNNY to me

just wwx being like 'lan zhan?? you have lan zhan?? is he here?? lan zhan!!'

and lan zhan just waddles in, absolutely round and furious as hell. he has cankles. he hates drama and he is DEEP in drama. someone needs to give him a foot massage and a body pillow. fuck everything.

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