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Mar 24 14 tweets 3 min read
cw cisswap

i don't often have thoughts about f!bottom lwj but idk there's something really tasty about the immortal yiling matriarch being offered a concubine and receiving lwj in a thin robe of silk and thin gold chains and nothing else
to tie this to the prompts for #wlwangxian today...

wwx has been offered unwanted girls and women for centuries. illegitimate daughters, maids, mistresses. once they enter the burial mounds, they're lost forever.
in truth, wwx usually helps them begin a new life elsewhere, or trains them to become rogue cultivators and sends them on their way. but the cultivation world doesn't know that.
they *do* know that the power of the burial mounds has grown, and they all agree the resentful energy cannot be allowed to continue to spread. but the yiling matriarch has always refused all cleansing.

someone will have to sneak in. and she only takes women.
absolutely no one, not a single person, suggests lwj go dressed for a straight up fuck session, but when lwj was a teen she met the yiling matriarch one (1) time and she knows what she wants, ok.
wwx has never been sent a young maiden of the gentry before and she doesn't know that lwj IS one, because like a sensible person, she sees lwj in her thin robe with gold glinting at her throat, arms and thinks 'oh fuck, they've sent me a courtesan'
her brain does not go into red alert until lwj puts her hand on wwx's thigh, which is approx 0.5 minutes after they meet.

lwj, voice low: 'let me please you'

wwx: 'hhnngh;'
wwx is not going to take advantage! she knows the women sent to the burial mounds have suffered and need her help and respect!

she offers lwj more modest clothing. lwj thanks her politely - maintains eye contact - and slips off her own thin robe right in front of her.
wwx shoves the robes at lwj and runs for it.

lwj determines she may need to use a more subtle seduction approach.
anyway lwj - respected cultivator, noted swordswoman etc etc - spends all her time draping herself over wwx or arranging herself in seductive poses and occasionally desultorily plucking out cleansing on her guqin. and wwx is unfailingly respectful.
...until the day someone makes the mistake of flirting with lwj. or looking at her cleavage. or both. 💀

and wwx learns, abruptly, that she's capable of being jealous.
now, wwx goes all red-eyed and threatening, and the sky darkens, edged green - and she closes one possessive hand around the back of lwj's throat, thumb tracing lwj's jaw....

any sensible person would freak out. internally, lwj is like, 'FINALLY' (hornily)
there's a moment after the flirter is scared off, when it seems like wwx will draw back. apologise. bottle up all that that darkness.

lwj holds wwx's face delicately between her fingertips. almost - almost - touches their mouths together.

'am i not yours?' she breathes.
anyway, they fuck.

wwx does not know what she is doing, but that is okay, lwj will show her! (does lwj know what she's doing? in a practical sense: no. in another sense, she's had a lot of time to think about it and done a lot of research. she's ready for this)

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Mar 24
cw cisswap

anyway i am Thinking About femme crime boss yiling matriarch making butch, strong lwj - most vicious woman in the lan crime family - kneel before her. but i realise this is probably niche content
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wwx in a black dress with red, red lips smiling as lwj slowly takes off her suit jacket and removes her gun from its holster. lwj glaring, gold eyes cold as she slowly kneels down.
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what if wwx uses magic to erase everyone's memories of him and the dafan wen to protect them? it works really well! they're safe and forgotten!

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but as much as he tries, he can't find a solution.
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i just think if you get your core removed and then develop a new form of cultivation you can accidentally dreamfuck your crush and knock them up with your baby, as a treat
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FUCK why do i have a downvote button?? i was trying to heart a tweet and i fucking pressed a downvote button WHAT IS THIS CURSED THING
TAKE IT BACK @Twitter I DON'T WANT IT
@Twitter wait it just... vanished?! did twitter actually listen to me?
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