anyway i am Thinking About femme crime boss yiling matriarch making butch, strong lwj - most vicious woman in the lan crime family - kneel before her. but i realise this is probably niche content
wwx in a black dress with red, red lips smiling as lwj slowly takes off her suit jacket and removes her gun from its holster. lwj glaring, gold eyes cold as she slowly kneels down.
broad, tough, dangerous butch kneeling for vicious, smiling, delighted femme is a really fucking great dynamic ok
nsfw/ cisswap
wwx lounging back in a chair, smoking lazily, as lwj eats her out, those big hands holding wwx's thighs wide. wwx putting a hand in lwj's hair and crooning, 'good boy'
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i don't often have thoughts about f!bottom lwj but idk there's something really tasty about the immortal yiling matriarch being offered a concubine and receiving lwj in a thin robe of silk and thin gold chains and nothing else
to tie this to the prompts for #wlwangxian today...
wwx has been offered unwanted girls and women for centuries. illegitimate daughters, maids, mistresses. once they enter the burial mounds, they're lost forever.
in truth, wwx usually helps them begin a new life elsewhere, or trains them to become rogue cultivators and sends them on their way. but the cultivation world doesn't know that.
what if wwx uses magic to erase everyone's memories of him and the dafan wen to protect them? it works really well! they're safe and forgotten!
...meanwhile, lwj is very confused when he realises he's knocked up but has, as far as he knows, has never had sex 🤔
lwj is a smart man and also has a VERY good reason to notice that something in his memory is missing. something big. he tracks the absences and realises he has forgotten... more than one night. significant parts of his life.
but as much as he tries, he can't find a solution.
if lwj was more of a People Person, he'd realise that the other people who feel oddly the same as him - agitated, sure something is lost - are jyl and jc. but he doesn't know them well enough to ask.
lwj is sent to intimidate the new upstart demonic cultivator yllz and somehow ends up seducing him, which is funny because he's not TRYING to seduce yllz and also he's objectively terrible at it
lwj, striding toward the burial mounds, expression glacial, posture ramrod straight, sword in hand, wearing approx 38 layers
wwx: i see how it is
wwx: they've sent a temptress to seduce me
lwj says he will only eat plain, vegetarian foods at the banquet to welcome him as an emissary from the great sects. wwx thinks about how... sensitive he must be to... new sensations
lwj does not talk at the meal. he's building his air of mystique, obviously.
emperor wwx has a harem and no heirs. wq, his advisor, has pointed out he may have to sleep with one of his spouses in order to have heirs but wwx isn't going to do that! he's busy!
secretly wwx wants love ok 😭 he did the political thing and got hitched but he wants his first time and all times to be with his soulmate 😭😭
anyway for Reasons he goes undercover (night hunting?? finding traitors and spies? it doesn't really matter) and he meets a handsome gold-eyed cultivator at an inn. he teases the cultivator, and the cultivator HATES him.
#PregjiSeason soon after lotus pier burns lwj dreams of being fucked by wwx. they've never had sex in real life. never kissed. lwj doesn't even know if wwx returns his feelings.
when he realises he's pregnant he thinks it's a curse, at first.
cw mpreg
i just think if you get your core removed and then develop a new form of cultivation you can accidentally dreamfuck your crush and knock them up with your baby, as a treat
the dream sex is tender and desperate and rough all at once, wwx kissing his cheekbones, his mouth as he grinds deep into him. everything around them is dark.
they both think they're taking comfort in a sweet dream only uh. well.