Late to thr jump today!! The Windsor Blockade Idiot Brigade wants to block the airport. One said he wants to get on the runway. One is concerned that that is borderline terrorism
One dude is mad at Justin Trudeau because he can't get into the United States because he's unvaccinated

Sigh...
One lady thinks that there is some sort of rule preventing Canadians from traveling to other provinces

My darlings, there isn't
One guy is asking for chilli

I guess he didn't hear about whatshisname having the shits yesterday
I got blocked from the Windsor Blockade Idiot Brigade channel

But guess which one is active again??
There are A LOT of Americans on this channel
This dude wants any politicians who put mandates in place to be executed
They're worried about kids hearing swear words, but not about about kids hearing terrorist plots
One guy has been puking for two days and his eyes are all bloodshot but he's back out protesting today

Sounds healthy
They're surprised that people don't like the convoy
They're not surprised that they've been called white supremacists

Probably because they're white supremacists
"Just because some of us want to wave confederate flags, doesn't mean that we want slavery back"
One guy thinks that Windsor Blockade Idiot Brigade blocking the border is a problem

Ummmm...ya think!?!
Pat King fan-girling
There's talk of an injunction in Windsor

One guy says that's going to make them fight harder. I don't think that's the beat idea
They're comparing themselves to the Canadian national hockey team
One guy did the US Marine's battle cry

I don't think he knew what he was doing
One guy is wondering what kind of things they can bring for noise to Ottawa

What a dick
The new Windsor channel is wide open
They think the "convoy lawyers" are going to help them with their tickets
No one at the blockade knows what's going on
There's an argument about whether or not kids should be at the blockade

I'm on the side of absolutely the fvck not!
They need guys to 7/11 now

They're stressed
Apparently I'm a "real problem"
They're begging for more people to come

Baby...no one is coming. This is a fools errand. Go home
RAM RANCH!!
I'm pretty sure I just saw Man-bae on my TV
Also...a trucker on the TV says about the Windsor Blockade Idiot Brigade that it is "really disgusting"

Good job screwing over truckers, dipshits!!
Freddie is losing hope

Elsewhere in the city, SWAT is suiting up

Someone may have taken a swing at a cop??
I think someone sent 18 naked cowboys to help Freddie
Les just can't stay away
They're arguing

One lady said "it's not time to fight. We renite"

That's not a word
"Hey Chris! Go fvck yourself"

They're so nice to each other
Can someone explain to me what the fvck is with the bouncy castles?

They think that if they're videotaping the police won't do anything

"They are not BLM and antifa"
"We are not gonna make Windsor look bad"

Too late!
They want to give teddy bears to the police

Somebody has watched too many Pepsi commercials
Hey look! A truckers help line in Ottawa
7/11 has fallen

They have lost the 7/11
Is this lady drunk?
"The military works for the Queen not Trudeau"

Ummm...ok
They don't know the difference between the Governor General and the Attorney German of Ontario
"The lawsuit lists a bunch of people in this group"

"Good luck finding us"

Darling...the police have your license plates recorded.
Back in the Ottawa channel, people don't understand communism and they think the idiots in Windsor are going to make Biden step in
They're proud of shutting down manufacturing jobs so they're singing Oh Canada about it
Meemaw doesn't want her grandchildren to live under a dictatorship

Because she honestly believes that a minority government is a dictatorship
One of them said that politicians need to read the charter

I'm willing to bet my favourite shoes that he's never read section one
They want people to vote for the PPC in the Ontario province election

There's one problem with that...
One guy really likes Pierre Pollievre

One lady is skeptical of him because he once took photos with Bill Gates
They think the last election was "crookeder than a dog's leg"

That's a new one
ALL OF THEM have had covid

Every single person talking in the chat
Apparently honkie leadership has retreated to the Convoy East Channel
Manbae just mentioned Ram Ranch!!!

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Feb 9
Good morning!
Anyone else exhausted? Sheesh...I don't want to get out of bed. Send my mail! I live here now. There's some chatter that the honkies are moving on to Toronto, and we'll see if the Windsor idiots will smarten up today
Lots of chatter about the border on Sarnia, and a lot of focus on who is one their side

Guys...the only person of the side of the idiot brigade that is this blockade, are other idiots
They are talking about all of them pretending to be Hot Donna to throw the police off
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Feb 8
Good morning everyone! In case you were wondering if listening to the honkies was frying my brain, I just tried to put my coffee pot in the fridge...so yeah
The channels are quiet today. I am somewhat relieved by this, but also curious what they're up to
I'm listening to the Windsor blockade channel. It's all cars. What are they thinking?!
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Feb 7
Good morning everyone!! So it looks like Ottawa police actually decided to do their jobs while I was relaxing yesterday. Things should get interesting on Convoy Radio today, but that doesn't mean that the #RamRanchResistance needs to let up
We have some more lack of understanding of the function of government. Someone wants the "Attorney General" to remove the Prime Minister
They're saying that Freeland's name is a contradiction
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Feb 6
Good morning my loves!! I'm taking a bit of a break from listening to #ivermectininsurrection radio today but will check in periodically. I hope you all have a great day and get out there at cause some good trouble!!
I saw so much beauty from so many of you yesterday and I love that so many every day Canadians are fighting back with such incredible humor. You give me so much hope. Roast these feckers until they cry!!!
I found a few things that I wanted to share with you. First it this brilliant explanation of the insane demands of the Honkies
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Feb 5
Goooood morning Ram Ranch!! It's a two city day and it's probably gonna get a little bit weird. Convoy Radio is pretty quiet...they're just listing off bands who would hate this so it's time to get some coffee #RamRanchResistance
People of Toronto, now is your time to shine!!! Download tinder and catfish those honkies!!
One guy is upset that "you have to have a QR code to leave your own country"

I don't think he's ever traveled because it's like he's unaware that papers are required for that
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Feb 4
Good morning and happy Friday!! I don't know about you guys but this has been a long week! It might be a quieter day on Convoy radio and that may or may not have something to do with the #RamRanchResistance
A fantastic compilation of organizations to donate to can be found at Ram-Ranch.ca

Some beauty coming out of this
Some hilarity went down last night where Les finally broke, kicked out all of the mods, and now he is the only person who can speak on his channel.
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