Still thinking about Concubineji.
I want an AU where Emperor!WWX really does have a whole-ass harem, except LWJ is the only one he actually sleeps with.
He's got a political marriage to WQ, who refuses to touch WWX (sexually) with a ten-foot pole. But she WILL run his life and his empire for him, so it works.
He's got a political marriage to WQ, who refuses to touch WWX (sexually) with a ten-foot pole. But she WILL run his life and his empire for him, so it works.
...She's probably having an affair with her lady-in-waiting, Qin Su.
When the emperor found out about that, his only response was, "Haha. Nice. 👍"
When the emperor found out about that, his only response was, "Haha. Nice. 👍"
...Forgot to mention that this is a/b/o. So. Inside my head, this is a/b/o!
Anyway!!
The emperor's harem also includes the empress's younger omega brother.
WN is ~unfavored~ in the sense that the emperor does not visit him at night. But they hang out during the day.
Anyway!!
The emperor's harem also includes the empress's younger omega brother.
WN is ~unfavored~ in the sense that the emperor does not visit him at night. But they hang out during the day.
He's basically the emperor's bestie. And also, the empress's brother, so he gets all the good stuff re: palaces, silks, etc.
He has lots of pets to take care of, and a garden with a nice fish pond. He's literally just vibing.
He has lots of pets to take care of, and a garden with a nice fish pond. He's literally just vibing.
He frequently visits with Imperial Noble Consort LWJ, so they can drink tea in blissful silence and watch the birds.
Next concubine: NHS! Shadow ruler of the harem. Knows all, sees all, does not tell all.
Next concubine: NHS! Shadow ruler of the harem. Knows all, sees all, does not tell all.
Somehow, he has fabulous food and clothing despite the fact that he, too, is 'unfavored' in terms of night-time visits.
The emperor does hang with him during the day, though! They play dice and drinking games whenever WWX can dump his political duties on WQ's lap and escape.
The emperor does hang with him during the day, though! They play dice and drinking games whenever WWX can dump his political duties on WQ's lap and escape.
And then there's LWJ.
The Favorite. The one the emperor is with every single night. The classic concubine: beautiful, talented, from a wealthy and prestigious family. Gave birth to all of the emperor's kids.
Truly, he is That Bitch.
The Favorite. The one the emperor is with every single night. The classic concubine: beautiful, talented, from a wealthy and prestigious family. Gave birth to all of the emperor's kids.
Truly, he is That Bitch.
He gets along extremely well with the empress!
Everyone (at least, everyone who doesn't know the details of WWX and WQ's sexless marriage) is very confused about that!
...Now. I would say that LWJ and WQ conspire to make WWX eat/sleep/do actual government work.
Everyone (at least, everyone who doesn't know the details of WWX and WQ's sexless marriage) is very confused about that!
...Now. I would say that LWJ and WQ conspire to make WWX eat/sleep/do actual government work.
But the word 'conspire' makes it sound like it's a secret plot.
It is not a secret.
They boss him around OPENLY.
It is not a secret.
They boss him around OPENLY.
Empress WQ: His Majesty MUST be at the meeting tomorrow morning. If he isn't, I'll shove my needles under his fingernails.
Imperial Noble Consort LWJ: Understood. I will escort him to the meeting hall myself...forcibly, if necessary.
Emperor WWX: ...I am RIGHT HERE. 😭
Imperial Noble Consort LWJ: Understood. I will escort him to the meeting hall myself...forcibly, if necessary.
Emperor WWX: ...I am RIGHT HERE. 😭
Emperor WWX: Are you plotting TREASON? Injury to my IMPERIAL PERSON? In my very PRESENCE? 😭
WQ + LWJ:
WQ + LWJ:
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