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Feb 17 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
NO CAROL BASKINS NO

YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY BABY SATAN
This article isn’t about banning “hybrid” cats — it’s almost entirely focused on Savannahs
LOOK AT HIS FACE AND TELL ME BABY SATAN SHOULD BE BANNED

you can’t
PSA

It would be unwise to come between me and my precious lil baked bean

#SaveBabySatan
And now I’m logging off so I can finally launch this damn website.

(but Baby Satan is an angel and Savannahs are loyal, protective, hyper, maniacal lovebugs who must be protected at all costs)

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Are you out of revenge Valentine’s Day ideas this year?

The ATF got you, fam!

Because faking a pregnancy test or keying his car is soooooooo 2018.
This is right up there with Waco in the “bad idea, ATF” folder
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Feb 11
Just got a text asking me “why the fuck is Afghanistan supposed to pay 9/11 victims and not Saudi Arabia?”

So, quick thread on the legal logic behind Biden’s move to use frozen Afghan funds.

Note: this does NOT mean I agree with the logic.
Bin Laden sought refuge in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan, and while there - organized and launched the 9/11 attacks.

Mullah Omar had agreed to let him stay, provided Bin Laden refrain from foreign attacks.

Very few AQ operatives even knew about ‘the planes operation.’
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Saudi Arabia (the state) hated him and vice versa — largely over his fury Saudi let US troops in for the Gulf War.

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Jan 10
Oh sure let’s be “impartial” about Nazis and discuss both sides.

Imagine the lesson plans: “Is Genocide bad or good? Who can really say?”

Both sides-ing the literal Holocaust is pretty on brand for the GOP, though.
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THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT
You know we need Critical Race Theory taught in schools?

Because elected officials demand “impartial” treatment of Nazism.

This isn’t complicated,
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Jan 3
my dr. is unexpectedly out of town, which is super great because I’m out of ADHD meds that are already always on back order by a week, we’re using the oven for heat because the water heater broke thursday, and kitten is currently trying to free the blood python

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2022 is truly something.
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Jan 3
Was advising a former student over FT from the hot tub, and she’s working on critiques of the War on Terror tortue program.

Of course some blue haired ladies had to roll up, eavesdrop, and then try to lecture me about their sons who served in Iraq.

Hold me back.
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Amazon: Image
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🎶🎵 never shoulda had that post revolution Kevlar wardrobe sale 🎵🎶
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