Thread by @PunishedRobot

sick of putins shit

we ALL KNOW the "rus people" were the result of relentless conquest by norsemen of supine slavs. their entire "culture" is downstream of the longship and the seax

if anything we should insist on the return of muscovy and kyiv to the dominion of Great Uppsala

russia has NEVER BEEN an independent state! first they paid tribute to the Norsemen; then they knelt before debauched Byzantium and adopted the superficialities of their Pantokrator with none of his glory or might

FAKE CULTURE

after THAT they were trounced repeatedly by Mongols for centuries, paying tribute

muscovy rose to prominence as the servile tax collectors of the golden khans and we should never let the descendants of the conspiracy of silence forget their debased ancestry

"why are they even called slavs" wow im glad you asked. probably means like "king" or "noble people" right

https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1360511994554576901

culture? CULTURE? their greatest ruler found no such thing in his homeland. Peter had to tour the marvelous cities of the West to find any such thing and when he tried to foist enlightenment on an ungrateful people they fought him til he met the grave

they couldn't even get their revolutionary ideology right. communism was invented by a spendthrift Englishman and when it was brought to russia there was no proletariate to rise up. the ideology had to be adapted beyond recognition to allow for the mute serfs of the frozen waste

the economy of russia remains a shambles. the lada is an international laughinstock. the russians never reached the moon. the primary focus of their jokes is starvation. their literature fixates on the death of God, whom they aspire to kill as revenge for their own creation

russia has contributed nothing to the world but war, famine, pestilence, and shitty knockoffs. hitler would have killed them all but in an act of supreme cruelty the united states sent them just enough food and materiel to survive another generation.

they have hated us since

greater russia, putin? here is how you make russia greater. cease to exist entirely and obliterate your memory from history. it would be the greatest monument you could leave to your people

cc @mfa_russia please pass this official communication of my views to your flunkies, boyars, &c on peasant vellum or whatever you people use for writing these days

@mfa_russia from ukraine with love