Goth stroller: ASSEMBLED. 
“You said you were going to help me with baby stuff today”
“What do you think I’m doing?? We only have eight months to plan the Halloween stroller design!”
“What do you think I’m doing?? We only have eight months to plan the Halloween stroller design!”
https://twitter.com/limitedrunjames/status/1498036539644956677
I’ve been dreading the ugly plastic convoluted clutter of accessories that seem to fill your world when you have a baby, but credit to @Steph_Sheridan_ for seeking out cool stuff that doesn’t look too suburban (but is still functional & reasonably priced) 🖤
https://twitter.com/swftjack/status/1498034717559455744
Here’s the goth stroller, for those interested: amzn.to/3hogP5Z - My Mom wanted to get us a stroller and I think she regretted it when we sent her our choice. She’s struggling with “gender neutral” & is legit concerned we’re going to paint the baby room black (we’re not!)
My Seattle native brain automatically reads this in a dramatic Eddie Vedder croon
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