Thinkin' of baby Foxxian sprouting a new tail. It's his second one, and he's so proud of it!
He grooms it every hour, on the hour, to keep it sleek and shiny!
He runs around, shaking his little rump so everyone will notice his new tail!
...And he waves it in baby Dragonji's face so many times, Dragonji simply has no choice but to chomp. 😔
He runs around, shaking his little rump so everyone will notice his new tail!
...And he waves it in baby Dragonji's face so many times, Dragonji simply has no choice but to chomp. 😔
Shufu says this is bad. 😔 Shufu says that even when guests behave in an insolent and improper fashion, we must not bite their tails. 😔 Shufu says that Dragonji must have a Time Out to meditate on why tail-chomping is unacceptable. 😔
Dragonji thinks this is quite unfair.
Dragonji thinks this is quite unfair.
It's a big fluffy nice-smelling black tail! It was pushed RIGHT under his nose! It was like Foxxian WANTED Dragonji to chomp it! How could Dragonji resist. 😔
Foxxian squealed loudly when Dragonji chomped his tail, and it was a Very Interesting Noise.
Dragonji would like to investigate further. (Can he make Foxxian make that Interesting Noise again? What would it feel like if Foxxian bit HIS tail?)
Dragonji would like to investigate further. (Can he make Foxxian make that Interesting Noise again? What would it feel like if Foxxian bit HIS tail?)
But Shufu says no more biting is allowed.
Heartbreak. 💔
Heartbreak. 💔
Anyway. A couple years later, Foxxian's third tail comes in.
Foxxian, who has learned absolutely nothing from his experiences, immediately shoves it in Dragonji's face.
Dragonji immediately chomps on it.
Foxxian, who has learned absolutely nothing from his experiences, immediately shoves it in Dragonji's face.
Dragonji immediately chomps on it.
Shufu is Very Upset, but Foxxian has the solution!
He will simply bite Dragonji's tail, to make everything fair!
LQR, sighing heavily: No. I understand your desire to retaliate, but that is not an appropriate punishment for-
Foxxian: *ALREADY BITING*
Dragonji: 😳😳😳
He will simply bite Dragonji's tail, to make everything fair!
LQR, sighing heavily: No. I understand your desire to retaliate, but that is not an appropriate punishment for-
Foxxian: *ALREADY BITING*
Dragonji: 😳😳😳
Long story short: Dragonji and Foxxian decide they are Entirely Satisfied with this method of conflict resolution!
Shufu isn't particularly happy about it. But Dragonji and Foxxian chomp each other's tails happily ever after, the end.
Shufu isn't particularly happy about it. But Dragonji and Foxxian chomp each other's tails happily ever after, the end.
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