GP I think part of what drives me nuts about pro sports is that you can no longer be a passive, sometimes fan of any sport without incurring the ire of many so-called journalists who have dedicated their lives to pretending kids' games are worthy of their full time attention.
GP "Oh, you don't know LeBron James PPG average for the last 15 seasons by heart? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FAN?"
"Oh, you cannot discuss the intricacies of the infield fly rule and why the manager would change pitchers after one pitch to bring in a leftie to face this batter?"
"Oh, you cannot discuss the intricacies of the infield fly rule and why the manager would change pitchers after one pitch to bring in a leftie to face this batter?"
GP "Oh, you do not have *big opinions* on why the NFL managers are insufficiently woke and why the Chiefs didn't have to change their name and the Redskins did? YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON! GET IN THE SEA!"
GP "If you cannot name the original six NHL teams and the entire roster of the 1942-1943 Habs and give me the real names of the Rocket and the Pocket Rocket, YOU ARE NOT A *REAL* HOCKEY FAN!!!"
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