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Mar 16 8 tweets 2 min read
GP China, 6 weeks ago: "There are no limits to our friendship with Russia."

China, today: "Holy shit, Vlad! You told us you'd walk into Ukraine as heroes + control the country inside a week! Instead, NATO + Europe are united against you + us + Germany + Japan are rearming!"
GP President Winnie Xi Pooh of China is still likely to hold power and get a third term but I'd bet his hold on *absolute* power in China is slipping.
GorT: I think GP has conflated his plus signs in this part: "Instead, NATO + Europe are united against you + us + Germany + Japan are rearming!"
GP Xi's economy's stalling, his pandemic response has failed, his country's locked down, his Taiwan ambitions are on hold at best, and the world has united against his only real ally of import.

Xi's vision for China seems at least in the near term to have failed.
GP Not to mention China's real historical antagonist, Japan, is awakening to the dangers in its region and is likely to arm up and start to exert influence in its "sphere of influence" once more.
GP This is close to a worst case scenario for Xi and China. No one in Chinese leadership can be happy. It's a massive failure for China.
GP "and Germany and Japan" is a second clause. Think of it more like this, in as close to mathematical linguistics as my feeble mind can get:

"Instead, [(NATO + Europe) are united against (you + us)] + [(Germany + Japan) are rearming]!"

Better, nerd?
GorT: Better than the interpretation: "NATO and Europe are united against you and us and Germany and Japan are rearming"

Right, English-nerd? And yes, all sentences should be expressed as mathematical expressions. #Nerd

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GP There was never peace in the Democratic coalition.

The Democrats are a loosely affiliated mutual support group of myriad leftist causes many of which are fundamentally incompatible at root.

This leads to internal conflicts which the party managed to paper over for years.
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Think Progressives' attempt to hold the BIF bill hostage until their multitrillion dollar BBB bill was passed.
GP Think black voters in 2008 giving Obama a more massive than usual victory in CA while simultaneously helping defeat a "legalize gay marriage" ballot initiative.
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CZ We are always 25 years away from useable fusion. No matter what you're reading in the press, folks, in truth we are nowhere near fusion. The figures you see are intentionally misleading.
GorT: Unless you're being snarky, I'll disagree. I think we'll see viable fusion within 20 years.
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GP I think part of what drives me nuts about pro sports is that you can no longer be a passive, sometimes fan of any sport without incurring the ire of many so-called journalists who have dedicated their lives to pretending kids' games are worthy of their full time attention.
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"Oh, you cannot discuss the intricacies of the infield fly rule and why the manager would change pitchers after one pitch to bring in a leftie to face this batter?"
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GP Czar be all like "Let's talk solar power. It sucks and is selfish."
CZ No, I like solar. It's simple. But it's a non-realistic approach to a serious problem, and most of its supporters seem to view it as a religious issue, not an engineering issue.
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Enjoy that, GorT.
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Chicken livers exacerbate #TIW.
GP Soda bread with raisins is slow growing, painful, deadly ass cancer.
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CZ For a city block, that's 4 house lots of solar panels just to power the rest of the block. That's just one side of the street.
CZ So those acres of solar panels you see in the desert? Barely powers up a single subdivision. Maybe a single apartment building in a downtown. That's it.
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