#pregxianseason
thinking about lqr catching wwx at 4 in the morning in the kitchens, wwxs hand stuffed into the jar full of lqr’s favourite cookies
“what is the meaning of this?!” lqr fumes. wwx panics, shoving the jar behind his back and blurting out “I’m pregnant!”
thinking about lqr catching wwx at 4 in the morning in the kitchens, wwxs hand stuffed into the jar full of lqr’s favourite cookies
“what is the meaning of this?!” lqr fumes. wwx panics, shoving the jar behind his back and blurting out “I’m pregnant!”
bonus points if he’s not actually with child yet, he just panics and being himself comes up with the most ludicrous, out of pocket excuse in the hopes it will through lqr off his trail.
not this time though, because lqr believes him
not this time though, because lqr believes him
Throw * 🤦♀️
LQR goes into “uncle mode” hustling wwx back to the jingshi where he immediately rips lwj a new one, his spiel mostly incomprehensible apart from the odd
“—irresponsible— raised you better — pregnant spouse— alone !! — massage his feet !!”
“—irresponsible— raised you better — pregnant spouse— alone !! — massage his feet !!”
lwj, waking up from his sleep weiying-less and confused: mn ?
lqr: don’t you sass me!!
lqr: don’t you sass me!!
Wwx manages to sneak away from lqr, sidling up to lwj and whispering in his ear, “hey, Lan Zhan, your uncle thinks I’m pregnant—“
“Wei Ying is pregnant?!!”
lqr: yes, we knew that already, now keep up Wangji
“Wei Ying is pregnant?!!”
lqr: yes, we knew that already, now keep up Wangji
poor lwj is so confused! But he is also an opportunist, and sees this as the chance it is to spoil wwx in even more love and affection
LQR approves, and even gives lwj tips on which footwear is most comfortable for those expecting.
when wwx finally does break it to lwj that’d he’d lied in the heat of the moment, and that he wasn’t pregnant, lwj doesn’t react the way he’d thought he would.
when wwx finally does break it to lwj that’d he’d lied in the heat of the moment, and that he wasn’t pregnant, lwj doesn’t react the way he’d thought he would.
he begins taking off his forehead ribbon?
then his robes. wait no, he’s taking off wwxs robes too, what is going on — ah! Lan Zhan, stop biting me ! I’m not expecting!”
“That will be fixed.” lwj says, and wwx gulps
then his robes. wait no, he’s taking off wwxs robes too, what is going on — ah! Lan Zhan, stop biting me ! I’m not expecting!”
“That will be fixed.” lwj says, and wwx gulps
barely 3 months later the CR announces to the cultivation world that the yllz is expecting
wwx waddles around CR in lwj’s robes, lqr’s biscuits jar in his hands for him to snack on
(lqr bulk bought an obscene amount of biscuits. wwx understands where lwj got his habits from)
wwx waddles around CR in lwj’s robes, lqr’s biscuits jar in his hands for him to snack on
(lqr bulk bought an obscene amount of biscuits. wwx understands where lwj got his habits from)
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