As @joekent16jan19 puffs his MAGA chest, he earns #FridayLimericks. #LimerickRhyme
So Joe Kent thinks Zelenskyy’s the thug—
Or he just caught the MAGA brain bug.
When this guy’s seen so much,
How’s he so out of touch?
Step away from Fox News, and unplug.
newsweek.com/trump-pick-joe…
When a fellow has facts all askew,
It gets easy for lies to imbue.
Will democracy die?
If you trust the Big Lie,
You will blow it all up for a coup.
washingtonpost.com/politics/house…
When those poor insurrectionists failed,
Joe was shocked to find out they were jailed.
In a gulag they sit!
So goes Joe’s little snit,
Sad for them—not the nation assailed.
independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
But perhaps Joe has not been misled,
And attention just went to his head.
Before backing from Trump,
He was just one more chump;
Now they print every lie that he’s said!
independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
Is that why Joe Kent says, should he lose,
He’ll declare that the vote was a ruse?
He believes it’s his right;
He will keep up the fight,
And intimidate folks with his crews.
hillreporter.com/commentary-mag…
And perhaps this explains why young Joe
Would prefer that some citizens go.
He would much rather cheat—
Pick the voters he’ll meet—
Than have reason to ever need grow.
hillreporter.com/commentary-mag…
The good news? He’s not unopposed,
And a saner campaign is proposed.
It’s your ballot to cast;
Before voting day’s passed,
Vote for Hennrich; Kent’s door must be closed.

Washington District 3, vote for @bhennrich—for your sake and ours.

brenthennrich.com

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