@MarshaBlackburn may have no redeeming qualities, but at least she gets #FridayLimericks. #LimerickRhyme
Constitutional scholar she’s not,
But she’ll strike while the iron is hot.
If you want to talk facts
Past your asinine acts,
Then Ms. Marsha, let’s see what you’ve got.
Constitutional scholar she’s not,
But she’ll strike while the iron is hot.
If you want to talk facts
Past your asinine acts,
Then Ms. Marsha, let’s see what you’ve got.
https://twitter.com/marshablackburn/status/1507469957474533379
Marsha’s history’s fully replete
With stupidity less than discreet.
She is dumb, but she’s proud,
And will shout it out loud:
Who needs brains? It’s so easy to cheat.
dailykos.com/story/2021/9/1…
With stupidity less than discreet.
She is dumb, but she’s proud,
And will shout it out loud:
Who needs brains? It’s so easy to cheat.
dailykos.com/story/2021/9/1…
Tennessee and DC aren’t enough
When the senator wants to see stuff.
Glad to dine and to fly
When the campaign will buy—
Feels no guilt with no morals to slough.
murfreesborovoice.com/article/4549/m…
When the senator wants to see stuff.
Glad to dine and to fly
When the campaign will buy—
Feels no guilt with no morals to slough.
murfreesborovoice.com/article/4549/m…
With her party’s disdain for remorse,
Her corruption is par for the course.
Add her head full of air
To her sycophant flair,
And Ms. Blackburn’s a GOP force!
tntribune.com/gop-blackburn-…
Her corruption is par for the course.
Add her head full of air
To her sycophant flair,
And Ms. Blackburn’s a GOP force!
tntribune.com/gop-blackburn-…
Now to pander in full to her base,
Marsha likes to divide us by race.
Looks in KBJ’s eyes
And tells CRT lies—
All to put the Black judge in her place.
newsweek.com/marsha-blackbu…
Marsha likes to divide us by race.
Looks in KBJ’s eyes
And tells CRT lies—
All to put the Black judge in her place.
newsweek.com/marsha-blackbu…
And of course, her rhetorical plate
Still has room for her anti-trans hate.
Marsha openly mocks
The folks not in her box—
One too small to accept the non-straight.
refinery29.com/en-us/2022/03/…
Still has room for her anti-trans hate.
Marsha openly mocks
The folks not in her box—
One too small to accept the non-straight.
refinery29.com/en-us/2022/03/…
And in case you believe that you’re safe
From Ms. Blackburn’s next cultural strafe:
If you’re married, in bloom,
It’s no longer YOUR womb;
Her disinterest in your rights might chafe.
msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rcna…
From Ms. Blackburn’s next cultural strafe:
If you’re married, in bloom,
It’s no longer YOUR womb;
Her disinterest in your rights might chafe.
msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rcna…
Though there’s much still for Marsha to learn,
She’s not in this to work or to earn.
Bares her citizens’ shelf
While she serves just herself:
She’ll cash out, smile, and let it all burn.
washingtonpost.com/history/2022/0…
She’s not in this to work or to earn.
Bares her citizens’ shelf
While she serves just herself:
She’ll cash out, smile, and let it all burn.
washingtonpost.com/history/2022/0…
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