A man walked into a bar & asked for 40 year old scotch.
The bartender said "I'll see what I can find in back."
he returned a few minutes later with a glass and gave it to the man, who took a sip and said, "I asked for 40 year old scotch. This is only 12 years old."
The bartender said "I'll see what I can find in back."
he returned a few minutes later with a glass and gave it to the man, who took a sip and said, "I asked for 40 year old scotch. This is only 12 years old."
Impressed, the bartender went into the back once again. He came back with another glass and handed it to the man, who sniffed it and took a sip.
“This isn’t 40 years old either. You've given me 20 year old scotch,” he said.
Just then another patron approached the disgruntled man with a glass of his own.
"That's mighty impressive. Try this," he said, handing him the glass.
Without smelling the contents, the scotch lover knocked back the glass.
"That's mighty impressive. Try this," he said, handing him the glass.
Without smelling the contents, the scotch lover knocked back the glass.
The man gagged, spit out the liquid and shouted, “That's piss!"
"Correct!” replied the stranger. "Now tell me – how old am I?”
"Correct!” replied the stranger. "Now tell me – how old am I?”
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