An old man walked into a pub, grabbed a seat at the bar and ordered a double scotch, which the barman promptly served him. After drinking the glass in one shot, he asked for another.
The old man said "How about a little friendly bet, my friend?". The barman agreed and asked what the bet is.
The old man said "I’ll bet you $30 that I can bite my left eye. The barman was puzzled but accept the bet. The old man then removed his glass eye and bit it right before drinking his second glass of scotch in one shot.
The barman, annoyed at having been played like that, gave him $20.
The old man then ordered a third double scotch and l, while the barman was pouring, said "How about another bet ? $20 that i can bite my right eye this time.”
The barman agreed to the second bet. There was no way this man had two glass eyeballs,. The old man then took his dentures out and bit his right eye before drinking his double scotch in one shot.
The barman gave him another $20 . The old man, who was now slightly impaired, got off the stool and said, “Alright, alright, I’ll play fair. I'll give you a chance to win your money back and even a bit more." He then pointed at the empty glass. "See my empty glass there?”
“I’ll bet you $100 I can pee inside it without spilling a single drop around it.” The barman knew there was no way someone could do that after drinking three double scotches. So he agreed.
The old man then climbed on the bar, got on his feet and proceeded to do his thing. As the barman predicted, he failed miserably. There was urine everywhere – on the bar, on the stool and even a bit on the barman's apron. Only a few drops managed to reach the inside of the glass.
The barman laughed out loud at the old man for half a minute The old man then climbed down from the bar and with a big grin handed him $100. The barman took the money and asked him why he was smiling like that after losing and looking ridicuous.
The old man pointed at a table where four men were seated, dumbfounded. “You see those gentlemen at the table ? Well, I bet every single one of them $500 that I’d climb on your bar, pee everywhere and you’d laugh.”
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