Adam went into a bar. The bartender said , "What'll ya have, fella?"
Adam said, "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-scotch n-n-n-n-n-n s-s-s-s-s-soda."
The bartender handed it to Adam, who said, "Th-th-th-th-th-thanks."
Adam said, "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-scotch n-n-n-n-n-n s-s-s-s-s-soda."
The bartender handed it to Adam, who said, "Th-th-th-th-th-thanks."
The bartender leaned over the counter, motioned to Adam, looked left & right and whispered, "Friend, I know this ain't none of my business, but you know, I used to stutter a whole lot. But my wife found the cure. You interested?"
"Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sure!" said Adam.
"My wife heard about this cure: she performed all kinds of magical, passionate, kinky sex
with me and I was cured right then and there."
"My wife heard about this cure: she performed all kinds of magical, passionate, kinky sex
with me and I was cured right then and there."
Adam thanked the bartender, tipped him generously and left. A week later Adam came back into the bar.
“What’ll it be tonight, friend?" asked the bartender.
“What’ll it be tonight, friend?" asked the bartender.
Adam said, “My good man, would you please mix me one of your stupendous scotch and sodas?”
“Sure thing. Your speech is incredible. Glad to see you got rid of the stuttering,” replied the bartender.
“Sure thing. Your speech is incredible. Glad to see you got rid of the stuttering,” replied the bartender.
“Thank you, kind sir,” Adam said. “And may I say you have a very nice house."
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