91.04/ Catching up after Shabbas about the weird #Mets news from yesterday. Personally, I don't think the Nationals pitchers are trying to hit us, I think they're just bad. #LGM
Last night:
91.08/ I mentioned that when I am under the weather I lose my internal monologue and it goes external. I was misheard as saying "turtle monologue" and now we're improving what that would be like on stage. #PesachCleaningHijinks
91.09/ Why does a windows keyboard even posses these buttons that hijack your computer if you press 'em by mistake. I'm looking at you F1, and don't get me started on the goofy "windows key" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_k…
91.10/ Shopping for afikoman gifts (books) and went through a wild adventure examining "Yiddish for Pirates" and it's a bit too expensive for a lark and there's this review:
"After a while, a parrot speaking Yiddish is more boring than you'd think" smile.amazon.com/Yiddish-Pirate…
91.12/ I agree with this, especially highlighting "short-term thinking" because it really is. They want to win the day and they often use money not for luxury but for keeping score.
91.13/ This is very true and overlooked: that the standard voice in the MSM is presumed to be white. Is it just casual, institutional racism or is it knowing recognition of who their preferred audience is. Catering entirely to people they presume are power
91.14/ Setting aside the misguided "Framers" worship, they very well knew what tyranny looked like - it's a common human condition in all recorded history - and wrote the Constitution accordingly. H*wley & his ilk crave the crown & pine for a King George
91.15/ #NachasAlert: My eldest got into the college of his choice and just accepted! And on Friday he passed his driving test. He worked so hard, over all these COVID years and before, to make it to these milestones and I'm so proud of him.
91.16/ #Passover downloads (B"N I'll try to put all of these scattered links in a thread before Yom Tov). This is from Dr. Jeremy Brown's Talmudology @talmudology blog (re: Torah & science): talmudology.com/jeremybrownmdg…
91.17/ The essay @frumfollies references is so skin-crawlingly creepy that I'm dumbstruck that Dr. Marcus felt it exonerated her gross behavior instead of implicating her & JOFA in indefensible treatment of "Sarah."
91.20/ Re: 91.19 & 91.17 about the burgeoning JOFA scandal, a thread with some of my ideas for how we as a community can hold the perpetrators accountable.
91.29/ I agree with this wholeheartedly. That's why as an Orthodox Jew I'm also a liberal. It's not only a matter of ethics (I can list chapter & verse, masechet & amud, siman & se'if for why) but also as a matter of self-preservation.
It's the pattern in nearly every fascist takeover; the moneyed elite think they can control the populist demagogue and they NEVER CAN. They're greedy and addicted and act like all addicts.
91.35/ I took the bait, yes. But the country that pogrom'd & expelled Jews because of Passover shouldn't be allowed to practice genteel antisemitism. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_o…
(Look, I get it, English food is so bad it *could* be pesadik.)
These types he describes are extremists and I've learned (2000 was my big lesson, for my parents it was 1968) that they give lip-service to liberal goals but aren't there for the long fight.
91.40/ My son and I, the comics folk in this house, were talking about which character deserves their own MCU show and after tossing around joke ideas (Dr. Druid! MODOK!) for real we think Deathlok deserves a long series. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathlok
91.43/ A thread about the question I was asked about food aversions on #Pesach. #Passover is unavoidably about food, so these questions are central to the holiday.
91.43b/ I like how there are 4 emoji cups of wine in the above Passover post. Serendipity... or is it?
91.44/ Yes, this is very important. Doctor-patient confidentiality is necessary not only out of "ethics" but because of public health! It's super dangerous to make people scared of medical treatment.
91.45/ Life as an "out of town" frum guy: having to explain to your boss - public school admin in my case - what Sukkot is, that I'm not making it up and then dread having to explain Shemini Atzeret.
(Hint: US tolerance of diversity helps us do mitzvot)
91.46/ It was a rare piece of fun to have Melon Usk get bounced from the Twitter board after he failed the ethics/background check. It's good when petards get hoisted in front of the whole world.
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91.47/ This, all told and above everything, is why I have exclusively been playing the Lego games on our PS4. No killing, no blood, just painless destruction and the satisfaction of gulping down yummy lego-stud-money.
To have such power - the vote - and then throw it away when so many things need to get better, all the time? Anyone who suggests to not vote demonstrates toxic egotistical privilege.
91.51/ Is there a Yiddish word for the warm nostalgic feeling you get when seeing the special flatware your family uses only on #Pesach - special colored plates, weirdly designed forks & knives - and/or the food you only eat for those 7/8 days. FruitSliceSchmertz?
91.52/ For #Passover#quinoa fans out there, the Bud Light commercial where people do crazy superstitious things to support their NFL team:
[Dialogue]
Man 1: "What is that? A loofah?"
Man 2: [Putting a quinoa burger on a grill] "It's a kween-oh!"]
91.53/ The 5782-2022 #Passover signs we're using. I print the KFP on blue paper, the chametz on red. I found the original images randomly online. Font is Maiandra GD
91.55/ It's so close to Shabbos, to Yuntif, to the Seder [cue panicked cooking & prep] so I will end this thread now. Stay safe everyone, have a great #Pesach and #ShabbatShalom & Chag Kasher v'Sameach
230.02/ The Assad regime collapsing over Shabbas #Vayetze seems especially appropriate. I had long compared Lavan to Assad, the urbane facade hiding real cruelty and depravity. I celebrate the toppling of a murderous regime and the liberation of Saydnaya prison.
230.03/ Mets Twitter is having a party right now. This is fun. #LGM
229.03/ #ChochmatNashim for #Vayetze #Vayetzei #Vayeitzei 5784 2023 (LAST YEAR). @ChochmatNashim.
Downloadable PDF with working links to Divrei Torah from Orthodox women scholars on the parsha and other topics of the week. 20 pages. drive.google.com/file/d/1JqU6Lt…
228.02/ Fundamentally, a plurality want a minority to do all the work but get no reward while they do very little work & get all the reward. The only system that will get close to that - liberal Democracy - gives too much to people the plurality hates, so they vote for fantasies.
228.03/ #ChochmatNashim for #Toldot #Toledot 5784 2023 (LAST YEAR). @ChochmatNashim.
Downloadable PDF with working links to Divrei Torah by Orthodox women scholars on the parsha and other topics of the week. 20 Pages. drive.google.com/file/d/1dpJe7R…
227.02/ #ChochmatNashim for #ChayeiSara 5784 2023 (LAST YEAR) @ChochmatNashim.
Downloadable PDF with working links to Divrei Torah by Orthodox women scholars. 19 pages. #ChayaSara #ChayeiSarah
227.03/ The first time through the cruel & stupid Trump (ym'sh) circus I read the news with trepidation because I didn't know what terrible thing he'd do next. This time, I read the news with contempt & anger because the MSM helped elect him and wants him to succeed.
225.02/ Finally dropped off our ballots this morning & took a selfie. A fun thing then happened: a young dad carrying a baby arrived after us & he said that it was his first time voting after becoming a citizen! So I insisted on taking a photo of him (with his camera). USA! USA!
225.03/ Yes, I'm the one who waited all Shabbas for the poll, taught my kids how polls work (social science PhD, baby) & what I hoped would happen (GOP leading by only 5). And they got to see my stunned elation in real time when I read the news.