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Jul 1 • 12 tweets • 14 min read
🚨🚨🚨@investvoyager joins @Hoo_exchange, @Aexglobal, @CoinSwitchKuber, and others in #TheClosening,

there is officially no more money (or $BTC) left to give back to unsecured creditors (they call themselves "depositors")

1st major exchange in North American market to do so.
@investvoyager has fallen.
#TheClosening claims another victim.
Apparently the intervention of God Emperor #SBF was only able to keep @investvoyager out of the jaws of #TheClosening for 9 days. May the #Voyager monster at last find peace in the void, inshallah.

historical 🧵 from last week's events:
live look at the horrors of the #TheClosening of @investvoyager swallowing financial futures whole:
monday's rumours that @investvoyager was "maxing out the headroom" on God Emperor #SBF's $75M/mo. loan were correct.

that means #Voyager removed that part from the presser after @kadhim tweeted it. that language was gone by the time i looked 20m later.

#TheClosening has unfortunately pulled the #Voyager monster to a space time dimension where the wizard @FDICgov's powers do not work.

Put another way @investvoyager customers may want to read this if they think their money is #FDIC insured.

(hint: it's not insured)
💰💰💰
everyone's talking about the wizard @FDICgov, what can his powers do to help in #TheClosening of @investvoyager given his rule over #MetropolitanCommericalBank?

so much confusion but now
THE WIZARD'S HOUSE HAS SPOKEN
mcbankny.com/fdic-coverage-…
"Your USD is #FDIC Insured"

lol the @investvoyager monster really was a monster... a monster so evil it will be hard for even #GodEmperorSBF to absorb its massive legal #liability...
@investvoyager has unveiled...
💰💰💰A MARKET UPDATE💰💰💰

➤Assets: $2.3B¹
➤Liabilities: They forgot that page lol

¹ if you include the ~$600M 3AC loan at face value... LOL
@ahcastor @CasPiancey @BennettTomlin @ben_mckenzie @otteroooo
money.tmx.com/en/quote/VOYG/…
@ncweaver i hope you saw this one... long 🧵 but worth it.

@investvoyager monster pretending bad loans are good loans... and "forgetting" to show the other page of the accounting
Sorcerers applied mathematics to #Voyager's financials released yesterday. #Geometers help make guesses about @investvoyager demon's future path.

Space-time will be warped with so much 💰💰💰 inside.
📜full report📜
👇
#Voyager monster devours financial futures, digests Americans savings, and finally defecates vast piles of @investvoyager reddit #lossporn...

♠️👇👇👇♠️
reddit.com/r/Invest_Voyag…

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🧵about stuff I've learned about @CoinFLEXdotcom and @MarkDavidLamb. started looking into these characters in depth a few days before they became a hot item so this is an attempt to consolidate what i've learned.
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A: It's not an average crypto exchange.

Start with the fact that this mostly unknown CEX does huge volume. Some days its volume makes it the 3rd largest #CEX in the world on CMC.

Nums are manipulated but Binance owns CMC. I'm sure top 10 spots aren't free.
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#Coinflex CEO Mark Lamb just went on BloombergTV. talked about a plan to raise $ to cover for an "ultra high net worth" whale who isn't paying up. $rvUSD... r. v.... @rogerkver?

Lamb also confirmed there are huge futures trades in private markets... and involving his exchange.
@rogerkver the weird part: i did a kind of much too long analysis that lead me to the conclusion that #CoinFLEX's $BCH retail trading operation is, if not a front, then not their main business.

based on info I could get, CoinFlex looked like derivatives market...
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@sonalibasak letting him pitch a snake oil 20% APY shitcoin as a way to give his users back the money he owes them is a disgrace to journalism

madoff offered 12%. do yr job @sonalibasak

bloomberg.com/news/videos/20…
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles, Vol. I

A collection of reports, observations, and analyses I put together over the past two weeks of #cryptocurrency carnage.

🧵👇 for a glimpse of a spreadsheet built with @ApeDigest to track these disasters in real time.

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The #CeFi list:
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🧵#Coinflex situation getting... weird. see @DougPolkVids tweet.

telegram groups have gone berzerk.
- wallet phishin bot takeovers
- 1000s of banned users
-pinned msgs about being hacked

see reddit link for details.
🧵👇for more

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