As we've seen videotaped testimony of various witnesses given to January 6th Comittee under oath, let's explore a couple of types of testimony. Consider upcoming criminal trials & these witnesses
Let's do a Thread
Witness Thread 2/
One of the most hated villains of the #Trumpomobsters is Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin Bill Barrstone. Barr testified remarkably openly about everything re Jan 6th insurrection. Why? Because he was not involved. He loves to blame this on those who were
Witness Thread 3/
Compare Bill Barr's testimony to American Traitor, the Russian General Mike Flynn. He pleaded the 5th. Even on question relating to his oath of office as a military officer, should USA have a peaceful transfer of power? He pleaded the FIFTH !!! Traitor scumbag
Witness Thread 4/
Then consider testimony of someone else personally involved in Jan 6th: Entitlement Barbie. Ivanka ponders every question as if to make sure she remembers to keep her lies straight. Princess Lapdance of Goya Beans has already been caught not telling truth
Witness Thread 5/
Now consider #PatsyBaloney. White House Counsel Pat Cipollone told openly the truth. Why? Because his conscience is clean: He was consistently & systematically against this mad plot by Giuliani & Clowns. He will tell all also to criminal investigators at DOJ
Witness Thread 6/
Then consider testimony of Cassidy Hutchinson. She was not personally involved with Jan 6th, but saw - with horror - as it unfolded. She is inside witness to what was going on, while she did not sit in actual meetings. There will be DOZENS of witnesses like her
Witness Thread 7/
Lastly consider the Dutchess of Dr Pepper. Her arrogant and lunatic testimony is worthy of her fame as the Kraken Lady. Sidney Powell will also testify like this to any court, and they will all see, she is a basket case, and will treat her testimony accordingly
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Giuliani
Sidney Powell
Flynn
Bannon
Roger Stone
Don Jr
Eastman
Meadows
Ginni Thomas
Ron Johnson
Lindsey Graham
Qevin McCoward
Gym Jordan
Mo Brooks
Perry
Gosar
Biggs
Gohmert
Marjorie 3 Names
Alex Jones
Jenna Ellis
Navarro
Patrick Byrne
My Pillow Guy
Trump
Understand that list
It is 25 people. That is the core of the January 6th attempted coup d'etat. An attack against the USA. federal conspiracy to commit sedition. They will ALL face prison time more than a decade inside. A few will flip & may get less but all go to prison.
For context. We are 18 months from Jan 6th
Watergate hearings started 10 months after the break-in. The hearings turned into impeachment 13 months later. 4 months after that, Nixon resigned
And 5 months later criminal convictions began of 41 Nixon criminals convicted to prison
With news of 2 of the gang of Jan 6th coup d'etat plotters having suddenly their attorneys quit (or request from judge to be removed from a criminal case), I will add 7th category to my numeric code of how screwed these are: "attorney quit"
After the attorneys starting to quit news, I now use these 7 numeric codes:
1 = Jan 6th Committee has evidence
2 = pleaded 5th to Jan 6th
3 = begged for Presidential pardon
4 = Grand Jury (= criminal) subpoena
5 = own attorney quits
6 = has apparently flipped
7 = has confessed
So far after 7 hearings:
Rudy Giuliani 1,2,3,4,7
Steve Bannon 1,4,5
Roger Stone 1,2
General Mike Flynn 1,2
Erik Prince
Don Jr 1,2,4,7
1 = evidence against
2 = pleaded 5th
3 = begged for Pardon
4 = Grand Jury subpoena
5 = attorney quits
6 = apparent flip
7 = confessed
So Russia had about 3,330 tanks in its army active inventory before this war started. If all tanks sent to Ukraine had been the modern types, Russia now would have already lost HALF of its TOTAL tank force, in this futile war in Ukraine
In reality, part of tanks sent to Ukraine
In reality a part of the Russian invasion army on February 24, 2022 had older tank versions of the same tanks, taken from storage and refurbished. That was part of the problem of Putin getting his war started, so many of those tanks were in bad condition after years of neglect
So as the Biglier Trumpian Bible foretold, in the Book of Barr, that when the Italian satellites align with the Jewish space-based lasers... then the #PatsyBaloney cometh. On that glorious day, we greatly rejoice the Pat Cipollone
And all manner of legalistic miracles will occur
It was the Patsy Baloney Day Miracle
As the prophesies said, when Pat Cipollone appears:
Bannon's crooked attorney Robert & Abbott Costello admits to intimidating witnesses for Trump
Justice Kavanaugh can't eat in peace
Jeff Clark is caught without his pants
To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life plus 1,092 years (eligible for parole in 874)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet &
-No Twitter
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
How should Trump End 2/
(in prison)
Prison means
No cheeseburgers
No Diet Cokes
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
He has a Covid vaccination, so no early release due to pandemic
No golf
The Trump end 3/
(in prison)
Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
The third & final miracle of Patsy Baloney Day, when Pat Cipollone finally appears, was of course the bigliest miracle. This involved criminal & alleged human being Steve Bannon and his criminal & alleged attorney Robert & Abbott Costello (leftmost in photo)
So first, on Friday, we heard that Trump is tossing Bannon under the bus (good, this was inevitable; Trump will do this to everybody, but Bannon was quite close to Trump)
But we heard that Abbott & Robert Costello, Bannon's attorney wants to withdraw from representing Bannon
Where do we remember this name from? Abbott von Robert und Costello, esquire? Rudy Giuliani! This dude also represents Sir Buttdial McRudypants, America's Mayonaise
And THAT is where this gets 'fascinating'
[Your T Dawg raises Spock eye brow]