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This chart plots Steve Morgan's asinine #guesstimates against WorldBank.org's figures for the 2015-2021 Global Gross Domestic Product with projections up to 2024. For 2025 onward, these charts show a 2.5% increase from an acceptable 2-3% for a healthy global GDP.
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Indeed, Steve Morgan's "global cost of cybercrime" #guesstimates prove astronomical:
In 2025 his prediction will exceed 10.8% of the projected global GDP!
Morgan predicts ~$1 of ✌️cost✌️ for every $9 of gross domestic production FOR THE ENTIRE PLANET starting in TWO YEARS.
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But wait!
IT GETS WORSE.
"What if" Steve Morgan's #guesstimates stabilize at "$10.5 trillion" from 2026 onward and a healthy global GDP rises 2.5% per year?
Morgan's 16-year total will EQUAL the 2030 global GDP — and his 20-year total will exceed $160 trillion!
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"0% growth" won't save Morgan from his insane predictions. It'll take one hundred years (ironically the year 2122) for the global GDP to catch back up.
They'll both equal $1 QUADRILLION 💸
Then "the global cost of cybercrime" will FINALLY fall below 1% of the global GDP.
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"What if" Steve Morgan predicts a 1% growth rate (vice 15%) and demands we use 3% for a healthy average global GDP?
"The global cost of cybercrime" in the year 2200 will remain over 10% of the global GDP.
And it will take CENTURIES to dip below 1% of the annual global GDP.
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These charts revealed how "the global cost of cybercrime" reaches QUADRILLIONS of dollars in too short a timeframe.
It always leads to the same conclusion: "Steve Morgan needs to explain himself."
He has NOT done so. These numbers seem pulled out of thin air.
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Ah, but there's the rub! Too many experts take Steve Morgan entirely at face value.
For example, Dr. Jay @dralissajay was President Obama's deputy CIO and *she* touts Morgan's 10.8% of global GDP as "the annual loss due to cybercrime" in two years.
What we call "the cybersecurity industry" [d]evolved from the #antivirus industry that formed in 1988 when John proposed "NCSA" as a media con game. It later split in two (think "Good/Evil Kirk"), and the good stuff became what we know today as ICSA Labs.
John's antics appealed to reporters infatuated with the newfangled idea of a computer virus. Some vendors (e.g. Solomon's) shunned it but others (e.g. Panda) couldn't help but play along.
Still, the allure of media exposure tainted nearly everything it touched. There was no…
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Monthly reminder that I study today's global medical PANdemIC through the lens of many past computer virus panics. Click the "panic button" to read more! twitter.com/i/events/12437…
1/18
Yesterday was #NickoSilar's birthday. Our industry spouts an #UrbanLegend that she died in a hospital #ransomware attack … yet the truth is a bit complicated for our collective reductionist beliefs.
Let's study the facts surrounding this baby's tragic death, shall we?
2/18
First, I need to caveat my role in this sad affair. I offer my expertise pro bono to the law firm representing the attending physician who delivered #NickoSilar on that fateful day. My specific goal is to protect Dr. Parnell from Springhill Medical Center's legal team.
This thread pays homage to every woman by name in the U.S. who got arrested by state police because she installed a period tracking app on her cell phone:
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Remember this when somebody tells you to "delete any period tracking apps you use!" #ASCII46
If you followed #hysterical advice to delete your period tracking app--
--you must also leave your phone in the car when you visit the DMV. It doesn't matter which state b/c they all provide "interloping database access" to other states.
1/17
Many of us have a #cybersecurity horror story about "an employee who got fired as a precaution, only later for the firm to realize their mistake, but HR just wished them thoughts & prayers because they couldn't bear to face up to their hasty firing assumptions."