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フェイスシールド+ノーマスク、禁止されてても県境を超える片山さつき氏が推す次亜塩素酸水空間除菌にご期待下さい。
#irony
屋内スピーチでも終始鼻マスク。

このときのスピーチ
片山氏「感染防止対策についてなんらかの想いを持たなかったら、これはいま、国会議員では無いと思います!」

感染対策の意味なら、あなたは国会議員ではないですね。🪃🪃

まあ「感染防止」対策なら有効……鼻マスクも偽りの安心の空間除菌も🙄 ImageImage
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Welcome to day 24... and no one has called him out for his threats of doxxing. Funny, this group who claims @SteveMcRae_ doxes people, seem ok with this.

17 hours and NONE OF THEM, have called him out for this. I guess we now know where they stand on the issue. Image
Claims @SteveMcRae_ is a doxxer. Is literally threatening to dox me. You can't make this shit up folks. Image
What the fuck is he even talking about? He thinks people poking fun at him much in the same way he pokes fun at people is "playing the tough guy"? WHAT?!

And he wants to call me a snowflake even though he is threatening to dox me cause he got triggered? No self awareness. Image
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The SURPRISING SCIENCE Behind PREVENTING CANCER! | William Li & Jason Fung via @YouTube

*first food mentioned - pomegranate, but 8 ounce of juice a day is not something I recommend as a general diet ratio issue. I use a few oz juice and pomegranate peel.
#irony around 22 min "How much of a food dose? No one talks about food dosing."

except dietitians
sesame seeds - anti-inflammatory - 2 Tbs used in research on oxidative stress recovery in athletes, physical exercise study.

it helped

black sesame seeds - delphinidin source too
nuts.com/cookingbaking/…
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"The Prime Minister and the Canadian delegation traveling to the UK and Belgium will follow strict public health protocols and procedures during their visit, while in-transit, and when they arrive home."
pm.gc.ca/en/news/news-r…
@JustinTrudeau : #DoAsISay
...and #irony that the above seen was about the same time they were arresting @MaximeBernier
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.#MAGA[ts], this is how you get played.

@EliseStefanik (and @kayleighmcenany, of course) apparently thinks that #leadership is complaining and #lying and shrieking and NOT about proposing solutions.

But then, she's a #Republican. #Governing is NOT what the @GOP does.
.#MAGA[ts], so what's ACTUALLY going on.

@POTUS @JoeBiden spend some time with @FLOTUS because it was her birthday.

No one has a right to begrudge them that. If you have a problem with it, sit and spin. Not everything is about you nor is it always your business.
.#MAGA[ts], the deal with #gasprices, as has been explained, many times, is that we are seeing a seasonal rise in prices that were, for a time, aggravated by the recent #ColonialPipeline hack that resulted in the closing of the pipeline.
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What if I say ... the Story Of Air India -Ganga .. May have been planned & executed .. with careful planning by Our agencies to fool the ‘ Pakistanis ‘ 😉!!
1. In January 1971 already East Pakistan ( now Bangladesh) was Boiling and India was determined to Fracture Pakistan .
2. Hashim Qureshi along with his cousin Ashraf Qureshi hijacked this Indian Airlines plane on 30 January 1971 (Ganga) en route from Srinagar to Jammu and brought the plane to Lahore, Pakistan🤔
3. Now comes the Twist in the story ...
‘Ganga ‘ was one of the oldest aircraft in the Indian Airlines fleet and was already withdrawn from service but was re-inducted just few days before ‘the hijacking ‘ 😎!!
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HAPPENING NOW: House @EnergyCommerce holding a hearing with tech CEOs including Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg. Follow along with us, right here!
Watch it here: ⬇️

Chairman expects this hearing to go beyond 3 hours.
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1/ With the epidemic of Medical Establishment-induced hemorrhaging of Black physicians, particularly, Black Women, from academic & clinical medicine, what better time than Black History Month for the entire establishment to turn the mirror on itself & ask the question:
2/ “Why are we like this?”
3/ I’m talking the same degree of root cause analyses conducted on a case of Catheter Associated UTI or Hospital Acquired decubitus ulcer. A thorough internal and external investigation to why the system is chewing and spitting out Black women physicians needs to be conducted .
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When my Twitter account, along with that of @ShivAroor and others, was blocked by Congress/UPA under draconian Section 66A, several 'journalists' supported Govt's order. A senior UPA Minister told me some of them had collaborated with Govt in drawing up the list. 1n
More. A digital free speech activist, who receives handsome foreign funds, sat in on meetings to help Congress/UPA Govt justify its patently unjustifiable ban. Later, he had the gumption to tell me how he had fought tooth and nail. Which, of course, was bunkum. I told him so. 2n
When confronted about the ban in Washington, DC by prominent mediapersons and lawmakers, India's then Ambassador to US brazenly justified the ban. The diplomat's colleagues in MEA were appalled. 3n
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Good morning everyone. As a representative of team ADHD I would like to tell you about ‘executive function’ because you’ve probably lost a lot of yours. It’s temporary. (Ours is permanent so - we know what we’re about.)

Executive function is the ability to stay on top of things.
Executive function is like a little butler in your brain. It knows where your keys are. It knows you have a meeting after lunch. It reminds you to buy milk when you’re at the shop. Usually, this takes almost no energy.

But yours has stopped working properly.
Now all those things are either a) forgotten or b) take a *huge* amount of energy. You struggle to remember the milk, you have to keep reminding yourself, loudly. The bill didn’t get paid. You’re forgetting things. You can’t concentrate.
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One year ago, @JerryNadler made false statements that then Rep. @DNI_Ratcliffe endorsed foreign interference in US elections.

In an exclusive interview w/ Ratcliffe he foreshadowed those words were going to backfire on the Dems #Irony

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#MH17

#bellingcat lies, fabrications and manipulations⬇️



Thread⬇️



Aaah, and as usual: we didn't say that🙃

Now we said that⬇️ Now we didn't ⬇️

1/ https://t.co/FWaS2EDPbd ImageImage
2/

#irony

#bellingcat/ers accused Sharii of working for Russian GRU without providing any proof

But when it comes to belling💩 to prove they don't work for UK MI6, all of a sudden "it's up to the person making the accusations to provide evidence"🙃

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3/

So-called 'open source' #bellingcat claims they obtained #Bezler's emails sent to the Russian GRU official

BUT they did not publish *any* evidence to confirm that
No links provided, not even screenshots
So no one can check or verify this claim

web.archive.org/web/2020101808… Image
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.@KanganaTeam is a metaphor, a symbol of the descent of this country since 2014. A thread. 👇
Eight years ago, I interviewed @KanganaTeam for the cover story of @BazaarIndia. I found her a “spunky, free-spirited Manali girl” on the brink of finding her voice, living a “modern-day fairy-tale Mumbai story with a powerful woman protagonist”. tarakaushal.com/writer/intervi…
I have watched her since—first with amazement, as she blossomed after Queen and her study stint in New York (2013-14-ish); then, with increasing disgust and horror... So much has changed since our interview.
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I so seldom disagree with Jean that it pains me to do so here & now.

Here's MY take:

"You'll always get unsolicited advice. Only *ask* someone for advice when you commit in advance to follow it. You need a Herculean excuse to turn down any advice *you* asked for."
First & foremost: you must undeniably TRUST the advisor whom you ask for input

Second: you must undeniably OWN the responsibility for acting on your advisor's input

Third: you must unconditionally THANK your advisor for their input regardless the outcome
Still, though, I ♥️'d @jeanqasaur's tweet because she offered it to us in all sincereness

I would that everyone tweeted advice with the sole desire to make the world a better place

(and yes: I subtweeted myself, you don't need to point out the #irony to me)
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In God we trust,
In #machine we believe,
In #data we live,

We are the next-generation human being.

Sadly we don't trust humans, we don't believe in them and we have almost stopped living.
Religion, folklore, mythology and history agrees on one interesting statement.

Humans were created in image of God.

Aren't we repeating the same thing with #AI? Aren't we creating AI in image of ourself?
Don't believe, look around see with what it is compared.
Sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic.

Same way, sufficiently advanced #AI is indistinguishable from #god.
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Narrative tht out f 5 lakh kps thrown out,deez 5 odd thousands still living dere r d REAL 1s.Rest wanted 2 go 4 PICNIC,leaving their ages old culture,history,ancestry fr 500 Rs & 9 Kgs of rice, on d call of Jagmohan.
Tht all doz men of EMINENCE like Prof KL Ganju
DSP C L Shalla,Director AK Raina wr INFORMERS ,hence killed
Tht Girja Tiku ws CUT in BAND SAW as she ws AGAINST AAZADI.
Tht Nadimarg Carnage ws done to take Aazadi to its Logical End
Tht Hari Parbhat is originally Koh-e-Maran
Tht SHANKARACHARYA is basically
Takh-te-Sulemani
Tht Kmri Pandits r NOT d ABORIGINES of Kmr
Tht 1989-90 ws NOT d 7th MIGRATION of Pandits
Tht 90% Mandirs wr broken & burnt by Pandits themselves
Tht Pandit Teachers & Doctors never helped any of their Muslim baradari.@rjvraina @VikasInExile
There r thousands such NARRATIVES
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A senior member of SANS acting *on his own* raised a concern over the tweet below.

1/9
I'm the computer security industry's first full-time salaried #critic and I've >20yrs experience dealing with concerns like this.

I assembled a panel of three to judge the tweet...
2/9
One is a computer security #critic in their own right who long ago judged Vmyths' works at my request.

Another is a respected member of the #cybersecurity community who has not before judged my works.

The third is a longtime reader.

Each judged the tweet independently.
3/9
I told the complainant the panel's majority would "guide my action... I offered them no defense; the tweet must live or die on its own merits."

The complaint was that my tweet tied SANS to #racist police when in truth they've run a mature "LE" program for over a decade.
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Ruins of Nalanda University :

It has been called “one of the first great universities” in recorded history

In 1193, Nalanda, One Of The Most Important Seat of Learning Was Destroyed In Barbaric Invasion by Bakhtiar Khalji.

A milestone in the decline of Buddhism in India.

1/n
The Persian Historian Minhaj-i-Siraj , in his chronicle the Tabaqat-I-Nasiri, reported that 1000s of monks were burned alive & 1000s beheaded as Khilji tried his best to uproot Buddhism & plant Islam by the sword.

The burning of the library continued for several months.

2/n
And “smoke from the burning manuscripts hung for days like a dark pall over the low hills."

Nalanda University was one of the first universities in the world, founded in the 5th Century, one of the world's first residential universities, it had dormitories for students.

3/n
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Eric Capuano makes a vital point in the tweet below

1/6 So let's review my 2009 column to learn *why* I continue to #critique the cybersecurity industry "at a time like this." In it, I barked "computer security experts lack focus on Twitter": web.archive.org/web/2009082305…
2/6 I often retweet folks who just want to read about #cybersecurity issues from the cybersecurity experts they follow -- not about their hotel rooms or airplane food or the politics of the day. Those folks want non-cyber to go on a personal account:
3/6 More to the point -- I insist THIS really is the perfect time to view #cybersecurity through the lens of real-world events!

SFAIK I'm the ONLY person in this entire global industry who compares #computer virus panic to all the COVID19 virus #panic:
twitter.com/i/events/12437…
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#Thread 1/ While #Lightfoot was on a brief spring break trip, #Pritzker was pressuring the mayor *behind* the scenes to call off the city’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade, which the mayor did *after* cutting her vacation short. 🥴 #Covid19 #Vacation chicago.suntimes.com/politics/2020/…
2/ There was a debate about canceling a PARADE when we knew that #Covid19 was killing ppl? An actual debate abt: “Do we allow for mass death or...not?” WOW. Just wow. #COVID19
3/ #KeepSchoolsOpenMyA$$ When Pritzker closed schools across the state the first time around, he did it hours after Lightfoot vowed to keep Chicago Public Schools open. #MayoralControl #ERSBNOW
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When will the center intervene in the Financial Capital of the country? What's the city's #ChineseVirus toll in center's mind after which it will say enough is enough?
As per Pawar's media group Sakal, state govt has refused to deploy Army in Mumbai Image
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm breaking out the London 2012 highlights. 😢
I might tweet this for a bit.
Christ. I forgot about the countdown and the Elbow music. Butterflies already.
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This is your daily pension announcement: All hail the miraculous budget edition! It's miraculous because it would take a miracle for any of its projections to actually come true... Read more here: #ABLeg #handsoffmypension

albertapolitics.ca/2020/02/budget…
I was in the House for the reading of the budget speech and the ensuing melee. I also met the writer of the blog above (David Climenhaga). I entirely concur with his observation that the Legislature is once again lousy with corporate lobbyists of all stripes. #weareback
The speech itself was short on any details. No pension announcements for instance. He did indicate jobs were the number one priority. He failed to mention that jobs were also the greatest failure of the UCP so far. #ABLeg #fail #failhard
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Alrighty, then, my live #impeachment thread for you.

Let's start with the GOP's Rules guy.
"Hearsay"
Adam Schiff
Unfair
Don't actually rise to an impeachable offense
Shut down by the rules

Blah blah blah WE DO NOT HAVE, OR KNOW OF ANY EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE so
we're going to spend all day pettifogging.

NOT ENOUGH TIME!
If you can't stick around for the whole day, your shorter #impeachment:

1) The president abused his power for personal gain.
2) The president obstructed Congress' investigation of his abuse.
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