👀 lol #ScottShay (AKA #SignatureBank's theologian in residence, also known for his Gordon Gekko routine) got absolutely rekt on the final day of $SBNY trading. which I guess explains that weird bounce from $70 to $100 in the morning

at least a $3 million loss. @NotChaseColeman
@NotChaseColeman oh Scott, your 500,000 shares of $SBNY were an equity allocation of infinite jest.

➤ worth over $150 million at all time high...
➤ $77 million on February 1st...
➤ $50 million on March 9th...

...and now it's a $0.
@NotChaseColeman whoops I read that wrong, I guess the noted theologian only lost $414,000 on the final morning.

gg scott!
Joe Pesci impersonator #JosephDePaolo only got rekt for equity worth

➤ $60 million at all time high...
➤ $31 million on February 1st...
➤ $20 million on March 9th...

and $0 now.

#JohnTamberlane (whoever that is) also got rekt, for about half that.

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1. is not an investment
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Note that for their first 5 years they were rated "Needs to improve" as a bank.

#lolbank
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@crossriverbank 🧵 Who else didn't know that @CrossRiverBank changed its name from #FirstFinancialBank in 2008?
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ad infinitum.

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