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Let's check in on The Angry Wife.
Girl, that's why they're trying to ban #TikTok.
The Angry Wife finds out you can make #caramel out of dates.
Biden, our expectations were low, and you fulfilled them.

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Apr 30
Light a cigarette, Charlene, we're being pulled over.
Hey Charlene, I'm just sittin' up here gettin' wasted at the police station waiting for "rioters."
No, you're going to need to announce your social security number to the entire #DMV, then take a trip to Brazil for your original documents.
Read 5 tweets
Apr 30
Beavers carry their babies in their arms just like humans.

Baby beavers squeak!
🦫 🦫 🦫 🦫 🦫 🦫
I want a Sunday kind of love.
Learning #equestrian vault riding and trick riding, or #voltige. Watch those toes!
Read 11 tweets
Apr 29
Don't you know
that to vote
or Republican
is to vote against your own class interests??
#ACAB Image
Why are you fighting a culture war when you should be fighting a class war? Image
The most senile & dangerous president in
US history.

#BidenIsTheNordstreamBomber Image
Read 4 tweets
Apr 29
Kudos to Mom:
Why is your hand on your gun? My son will NOT become a hashtag. This is OUR property. If he ran a stop sign, give him a ticket.

[This cop is wearing a "blue line flag" scarf. These are illegal under federal & most state laws
A blue line flag is a #terrorist flag.]
Yes, a blue line flag is a terrorist flag. Blue line flags are illegal. ImageImageImageImage
Brook no bunk.
Blue lives do not exist. ImageImageImageImage
Read 7 tweets
Apr 29
Are y'all awake?

Ever notice how the wealthy get to privatize the profits but socialize the losses?
Idk, but maybe a society where billionaires have enough money lying around to start space programs
while people starve, live in cars and tents,
and ration medicine
is not a great system.
🧠 Image
Read 4 tweets
Apr 29
Dezzi Dance Party!
💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃
Give me a grahhh
ta ta ta
boohoo hahhh.
I didn't know you could scat dance.
Read 8 tweets

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