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Lynn Schore

@LynnSchore

Apr 29 • 4 tweets • 2 min read Twitter logo

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Let's check in on The Angry Wife.
#jazmynjw

Girl, that's why they're trying to ban #TikTok.

The Angry Wife finds out you can make #caramel out of dates.

Biden, our expectations were low, and you fulfilled them.

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Lynn Schore

@LynnSchore

Apr 30

Differences:
Light a cigarette, Charlene, we're being pulled over.
#nannymaw

Hey Charlene, I'm just sittin' up here gettin' wasted at the police station waiting for "rioters."
#nannymaw

No, you're going to need to announce your social security number to the entire #DMV, then take a trip to Brazil for your original documents.

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Lynn Schore

@LynnSchore

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Beavers carry their babies in their arms just like humans.

Baby beavers squeak!
#beavers
🦫 🦫 🦫 🦫 🦫 🦫

I want a Sunday kind of love.

#Voltige:
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Lynn Schore

@LynnSchore

Apr 29

Don't you know
that to vote
Democrat
or Republican
is to vote against your own class interests??
🧠
#DNC
#RNC
#antiBiden
#antiTrump
#antifascist
#anticapitalist
#antiracist
#ACAB

Why are you fighting a culture war when you should be fighting a class war?

The most senile & dangerous president in
US history.

#Biden
#WW3
#Ukrainazism
#WW3
#BidenIsTheNordstreamBomber

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Lynn Schore

@LynnSchore

Apr 29

Kudos to Mom:
Why is your hand on your gun? My son will NOT become a hashtag. This is OUR property. If he ran a stop sign, give him a ticket.

[This cop is wearing a "blue line flag" scarf. These are illegal under federal & most state laws
A blue line flag is a #terrorist flag.]

Yes, a blue line flag is a terrorist flag. Blue line flags are illegal.

Brook no bunk.
Blue lives do not exist.

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Lynn Schore

@LynnSchore

Apr 29

Are y'all awake?

Ever notice how the wealthy get to privatize the profits but socialize the losses?
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Idk, but maybe a society where billionaires have enough money lying around to start space programs
🚀
while people starve, live in cars and tents,
and ration medicine
🇺🇸
is not a great system.
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