In fact apparently he had 500 bank accounts¹ held in 80 different names in 3 countries:
1. USA 2. UAE 3. Bahamas
Know any other companies in Bahamas?
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Guo had a company called #Saraca that was some kind of #GTV holding company but maybe more interesting is the size and number of investors. He sold $452mm to 5,500 people for an average of $82,181 per investor.
Who are the investors? Seems kinda high for crypto degens...
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There is actually a law against making a thread about #MilesGuo without posting a video that demonstrates his immense skill as a cryptocurrency rapper, so here you go:
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It's also illegal to make a #MilesGuo thread and not remind everyone that #SteveBannon, AKA "the mad zealot who got Trump elected president", was arrested on Guo's boat.
🧵9/Ω #MilesGuo also makes an appearance in the arrest of Fugees member #PrasMichel. Long story but apparently #JhoLow, Leo DiCaprio's friend who stole $4bn from Malaysia (and used some of it to fund The Wolf of Wall St) needed PRC protection. bloomberg.com/features/2023-…
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Might as well put this here and remind everyone there are no coincidences.
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Just to make sure this thread has all the key points for those unfamiliar with this international man of mystery, here's #GeorgeSantos (yes, that George Santos) decrying the persecution of #MilesGuo on the floor of the Congress earlier today.
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Maybe worth pointing out that Miles Guo and Sam Bankman-Fried of #FTX fame have a few mutual friends in high places... #TonyBlair is one of them. Royal families in Arab states some others.
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I was a little surprised to find out that #MilesGuo bought a palatial estate in... New Jersey. And not just anywhere in New Jersey, but in Mahwah, which i knew was pretty suburban but never understood to be the kind of place a chinese "billionaire" might hang out.
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Let's just conveniently ignore the fact that the auditor who provides #Tether's "attestations" that are in no way anything like an audit has never mentioned "profits".
(Also read the rest of @intel_jakal's 🧵 as they have the numbers.)
🚩 One of Santos's biggest donors was Dan Friedberg, the (deeply corrupt) lawyer for UltimateBet, Tether, and FTX's "Chief Compliance Officer" (be scared of those quotes).
He also took a ton of money from others FTXers.
FTX banked at Silvergate / $SI...
and so did Miles Guo🤔
running a search for [@]Blockchain AKA "Blockchain.com" AKA "one of the oldest and theoretically more reputable companies in the European blockchain space" right now and reading the recent tweets is a bit of a heartbreaking exercise...
❓ I'm just going to throw out there that I find the fact that $COIN somehow registered *exactly* the same overall trading volume for 2022-Q4 and 2023-Q1 is kind of... unsettling. almost as if someone planned it that way. or washed it that way, as the case may be...
i mean coincidences like this definitely do happen, so this isn't necessarily an accusation... but seriously these were two extremely different quarters with a LOT going on (FTX, USDC de-peg, Binance kicked off the dollar system, etc.) And there's no movement?
I decided to test this theory by looking at the quarterly on chain activity for the big tokens on the ethereum chain to see if they also stayed flat as a kind of imperfect proxy. they stayed more flat than i would have guessed but still... have a look. $COIN
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➤ thank god for jerome powell
➤ retail customers getting fleeced
➤ shitcoins are king
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I'll say it again: shitcoins are king.
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$COIN is saying assets on platform are up 62% because more people moved their crypto onto Coinbase but... isn't the price of BTC and ETH also up like 70%?
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$CUBI is now one of the most exposed banks, if not the single most crypto exposed bank, in the United States. They're also relying on brokered deposits to stay solvent, meaning they have to pay the highest interest rate of any bank or risk losing their deposits.
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$CUBI is running the same game as $SBNY. Not even just the same game - they're literally running the same software. #TassatPay is just rebranded #SigNET. It's the kind of platform money launderers have wet dreams about.
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About $CUBI's brokered deposits game... They don't even have someone to negotiate with because #MaxMyInterest is apparently fully automated. In other words, #CodeIsLOL.