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#SudhaMurthy tried to use @Infosys screw-you money to mount this PR Exercise after her huge foot-in-mouth fiasco at the Voting Booth in Jayanagar.

Sadly, this too backfired terribly and she has justifiably become the target of universal ridicule!

Whattay fall it has been!
Speaking of #SudhaMurthy and being SIMPLE, what's going on with @Infosys Dividend Policy mehn?

It is simple machaa! Employees get 10% and Directors get 110% because
All employees are equal, but some Brahmins are more equal than others!

See! SIMPLE!
Bad week for @Infosys and the Murthy's!

1st, #SudhaMurthy goes to a voting center and puts both giant feet in her mouth! Then,PR campaign mounted at huge cost bombs spectacularly!

Hope @UKLabour does not find out about #RishiSunak handing out contracts to his in-laws company! Image
Hate to pile on with the Bad news but... #AkshataMurthy's handbags are even more hideous today than before!

Should have kept it simple and bought some Thaely from Jayanagar like mommy #SudhaMurthy!

Keep it simple na machaa!

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May 18
Sources - Queen of Jayanagar, HRH #SudhaMurthy to humbly change name to "Sudha Murphy". The decision to change name comes after #Infosys's expensive PR campaign ran into #MurphysLaw!

HRH humbly requests everyone to humbly accept the change.

Signed
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The ridicule that #SudhaMurthy has faced is justified!

The massive blowback that @Infosys PR campaign received is proof that Indians can resist attempts to set false narratives with PR!

People have learned from the Modi experience now!

Infy just found that out the hard way!
If #SudhaMurthy really wanted to stand for elections and do some good for Jayanagar, she should have tried to come across as honest rather than looking like the Neighborhood, Brahmin Maami who keeps watch on ur comings and goings and spreads vile gossip through the neighborhood!
Read 6 tweets
May 16
#SpiceJet which has been suffering serious cash flow issues since 2016, has always miraculously managed to find emergency cash each time.

UK based entity comes to the rescue - but who is this UK based group?
#SpiceJet bailout is by a shady UK based group that @EconomicTimes doesn't want to name!

But we can - #PanamaPapers tainted serial fraudster #SaileshLachuHiranandani!

While he has been informally passing on Hawala money for a long time, this would be first legal investment! Image
A convicted fraud in various countries across the world, #SaileshLachuHiranandani is currently resident in London from where he runs his Empire of Fraud!

He is close to the ruling party in India and perhaps that is what bought him in touch with #AjaySingh of #SpiceJet! Image
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May 15
We don't always get Desi Maggi here so heres a quick and easy tip I have used.
Knead atta like we do for parathas. Put dough in Idiyappam mould and squeeze into Boiling water. Let cook and drain after 3 minutes. Prepare Masala & Veggies of choice in Pan - Onion, Dhania, Red Chilli.

Once oil separates put in the drained noodles and mix.

Thank me later! Image
Things that every self-respecting Malayalee should pack before leaving India - Idli Tray with stand, Idiyappam moulds, Unniappam pan (can also be used for Appays) and Appam Pan.

These things are not easily available everywhere here. ImageImageImageImage
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Apr 29
FINALLY! #PanautiKapoor has quit!

But the damage he has done to #jetairways is going to remain!

Jet, Oberoi Hotels, Vistara, SpiceJet, GMG...! NO ONE has yet recovered after a dose Panauti's "management"!

Prediction - a UK airline is going to crash and burn in the next year!
For the record, #PanautiKapoor does NOT refer to any individual! 😇

It refers to this Bad Omen that has been hovering over Indian Aviation! Incompetent, corrupt work culture, forcing staff to spy on each other! NEVER WORKS!

Fortunately, Panauti is moving out!

AUF WIEDERSEHEN!
I was predicting this 2 months ago after the first of the nasty letters were exchanged!

But Panauti's IT cell trolls were all over my TL!

Using transphobic slurs! Telling me I didn't understand aviation!

All in the hope of scoring a free ticket?!

Read 6 tweets
Apr 28
Had to do server maintenance again last night so did some snooping around on the #DarkWeb on the side! ☺

A lot of Pvt jets registered to Indian businesses are making unusual number of trips to Male and Europe (via OTP or TBS) before returning to Gujarat.

What's happening?!
Typical pattern -

India(BOM/AMD)-MLE-OTP/TBS-India.

Sometimes added stopover in AUH as well. Sometimes MLE was substituted for MRU!

Some aircraft were doing this pattern 4/5 times a month!
My first thought was some Sethji must be getting his son/daughter married. Destination weddings have become the rage na?

But then I see the logs these flights are operating for past 3-4 months!

What's in Mauritius, Male, Abu Dhabi, Tbilisi and Bucharest?

Scene kya hain boss?
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Apr 28
Think y'all must have seen that latest *scary* video from #Corbett by now!

Not the first time it has happened - this is quite common in that specific area of Corbett and for good reason.
This specific place in #Corbett is an area of ~8 football fields with Gypsy tracks running through it.

From above, place looks like a City Block divided into 8 perfectly rectangular sections.

It is full of elephant grass making it a perfect hiding place for resting Tigers.
This small area is PACKED with Tigers!

One afternoon during a pre-Census recce in offseason, we counted 5 adult tigers and 4 cubs inside this tiny area.

The area is quite close to a popular (govt) resort and there lies the problem.
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