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Mar 31 8 tweets 10 min read
I was curious and looked into this further. If seamed like some chick got caught stealing and a security guard, who wants to be a cop, was on a power trip and was rude and legally ignorant, causing her to cry racism because she happens to be black.

Now, it looks more like this fat idiot was on a power trip and desperately wants to be a real cop, and just lies and cites fake laws and incorrect information to try to intimidate a customer.

The police eventually came and escorted her out, but to be clear about the things he was wrong about…

- He has no authority to detain or arrest her unless he witnessed her committing a felony or in the case of a property crime, he would’ve needed to personally witness her stealing (but I haven’t reviewed local laws for further details). As an aside, placing items in your pockets isn’t theft unless you attempt to leave the store without paying for them.

- He wouldn’t allow her to leave, but then told her she was trespassed and had to leave

- He said he trespassed her and if she didn’t leave, she’d be arrested and charged with a serious crime. Not only is it not a serious crime, but she isn’t criminally trespassed until an officer legally informs her that she is trespassed so she couldn’t be arrested or charged until that happened and she subsequently violated the order.

- The manager of the store allegedly stated that they didn’t tell him she was stealing and didn’t ask for her to be trespassed.

- He said she doesn’t have permission to record him. Not only does she not need his permission to record him in a public place, but he has a body cam and obviously should know this. Worth noting, he allegedly never turn his camera on during this entire incident.

Here are the other videos and updates from the incident… A few things for people ignorantly replying with comments demonstrating how little they understand about any of this…

- In Seattle, you cannot detain shoplifters, and loss prevention or security employees can only do so ONCE THEY EXIT the store.

- Walgreens, like other retail stores, is a public space, and as such, there is no expectation to privacy and you don’t need to get someone’s permission to film them.

- This security guard lied about his authority, threatened to call the police, then illegally detained her and refused to call the police unless she consented to an illegal search he had no authority to conduct.

- He lied about her being trespassed and he not only lacked the authority to trespass her, but it couldn’t be criminally actionable unless the police issued a trespass notice with the consent of store management.

- The lawyer for the woman claims the manager had already claimed they had no video of her stealing and they never directed the security guard as he claimed.

- The security guard was dressed to raid El Chapo’s compound with the feds, and committed several criminal acts by illegally detaining a woman, which is false imprisonment, and repeatedly lying about his authority and the law. Suggesting he was professional and was NOT on a power trip as a wannabe, is laughably absurd.

Seattle’s Retail Theft Program from the police not only outlines how this loss prevention agent’s behavior of illegal and improper, but it even explains that an officer won’t even be dispatched unless the person has an active extraditable warrant over $150.

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Jun 21, 2023 4 tweets 5 min read
As absurd as the #HunterBiden situation and plea deal is, it’s the gun charge which really demonstrates the two-tieredness of our system. Just get a load of this timeline and similar cases!

As part of @JoeBiden’s tough on guns agenda, the #DOJ & #ATF made clear their intent to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… ImageImageImage Less than 2 months ago, on April 26th, a 27 year old Iowa woman, Miracle Star Vaughn, was sentenced to over 1 year in federal prison. Her sentence also included an additional 3 years of supervised release following her prison stint.

What was her crime? She included the wrong… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… ImageImage
Jun 19, 2023 7 tweets 4 min read
This is so simple. @PeterHotez and his propagandist friends are afraid. That’s it.

There’s no problem with “debating science” if you’re right. For example, I can cite 20 instances of Dr. Hortez making scientifically inaccurate statements of fact.

I can cite the data that was… …available then, and the data that has subsequently become available, to demonstrate precisely how his “expert” opinion was no more than fitting in with a political narrative.

He was demonstrably wrong about almost every topic on which he opined and lectured us. While at the…
May 21, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
First harvest of the year. Roasted radishes and a yummy salad tonight! Image Prepped and ready for roasting! ImageImage
May 21, 2023 5 tweets 6 min read
Again, @TwitterSafety fails to uphold its own standards/policies. Consistency is crucial, & silencing people because of who demands it, is contrary to everything Elon Musk claims to stand for.

This is an afront to #FreeSpeech, & directly contradicts @ellagirwin’s & @elonmusk’s Twitter suspended @RosePinochet after a request by activists. Twitter told the user they’re suspended for violent speech, citing posts which did not contain ANY such violation.

@TwitterSafety then told the leftist activists that it was violating the abusive behavior rule. ImageImage
May 5, 2023 14 tweets 6 min read
We got banned for challenging the George Floyd narrative. Now we can tell the truth. 🧵

#JordanNeely was a mentally ill & very dangerous homeless man. The media will portray him as they did with other black men, who’s deaths were largely the result of their criminal conduct. ImageImageImageImage The media & politicians are at it again. He was “lynched” because he was having a “mental health crisis” they say.

“New York wasn’t safe for him” & “it was a lynching” are the type of refrain we have, in between the childhood photos & stories of his Michael Jackson fandom.
Apr 11, 2023 13 tweets 9 min read
Monday rant…

LIE: There is a genocide of trans people
TRUTH: Murder of trans people is VERY rare

LIE: Trans people are victims of hate crime
TRUTH: Trans people are MUCH more likely to COMMIT violence than be its victims

The problem with these lies comes down to propaganda… …from an omnipotent media/expert class specializing in manipulating low IQs.

You can’t find data on the number of transgender murderers. It doesn’t exist. No matter the search terms, the same result always claim Trans people are victims.

If they mention gender identity… ImageImageImageImage
Apr 4, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
Omg I could argue this better! Bruen is the controlling standard on the presumption of constitutionality!

YES NO FUNCTIONAL HANDGUN IN COMMON USE CAN BE BANNED! COME ON!

If you’re not listening to oral arguments you have no idea what I’m talking about. twitter.com/i/web/status/1… MA has an approved firearm roster for handguns. All handguns not approved are banned (besides private sale). Heller allows for potentially dangerous guns to be restricted. But they’re not dangerous and unusual if they’re in common use throughout other states.
Apr 4, 2023 11 tweets 5 min read
Trump Charges Explainer & thoughts:

From what I hear, this is the jury charge for @realDonaldTrump’s indictment. New York PL § 175.10, FALSIFYING BUSINESS RECORDS IN THE 1ST DEGREE.

INTENT is an element, which is why they need @MichaelCohen212. This is the felony charge which… …requires, as another element, that it was done to cover up a crime. PL § 175.05 is 2nd degree & a misdemeanor, lacking that second element.

The attempt to elevate it to a Class E Felony, is solely to get around the statute of limitations clock which, Bragg will argue,…
Apr 2, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
I can’t believe how brainwashed people are on Ukraine. It’s really nuts. You guys know it’s possible to simultaneously believe Putin is a dictator and shouldn’t have gone into Ukraine, while also recognizing it not our fight and we largely caused it, right?

George W. Bush did… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Ukraine has murdered an unarmed woman and now an unarmed man in public bombings in Russia. That’s a terrorist attack and war crime to assassinate a non-combatant.

And nobody thinks that’s probably not good? Because the victims talked smack about Ukraine on TV and blogs? Wtf is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Apr 2, 2023 5 tweets 3 min read
This is hilarious. AOC nuked her burner after it got discovered. Image Don’t worry @realnikohouse. I got the archive.

@AOC tried to play it off. Then deleted her account. 🤣 I’m dying. Carlos Danger level f*ckup Alex.

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