State Representative, MO-18. Northlander, Notary Public, and @Mizzou Alum. I like plants, video games, and democracy. Probably tweeting about #moleg
Dec 25, 2019 • 8 tweets • 4 min read
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the state
A whole bunch of folks just weren't doing so great;
With no health insurance, and school weeks 4 days
The legislature was unworthy of praise. #moleg
Lawmakers were sleeping all snug in their beds
While visions of #DarkMoney danced in their heads.
The will of the people they chose to ignore;
Democracy seemed just too much of a chore.
To make voting easy, they simply refused
For a map with #fairdistricts, they just had no use.