Writes stories about the sea and sky. Cycles from place to place. Grows more curmudgeonly every day. Eats all the biscuits.
Mar 21, 2019 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
‘Twas Junig, and the slimy coves
Did grunt and gamble in the range;
All flimsy were the borisgoves,
And the remainants outrage.
#Jabberlotsy#Brexit#remain#leave
“Beware the brexiteer, my son!
The laws that smite, the clause that cant!
Beware the cameron bird, and shun
The tumultuous osbournant!”