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Writes stories about the sea and sky. Cycles from place to place. Grows more curmudgeonly every day. Eats all the biscuits.
Mar 21, 2019 7 tweets 2 min read
‘Twas Junig, and the slimy coves
Did grunt and gamble in the range;
All flimsy were the borisgoves,
And the remainants outrage.

#Jabberlotsy #Brexit #remain #leave “Beware the brexiteer, my son!
The laws that smite, the clause that cant!
Beware the cameron bird, and shun
The tumultuous osbournant!”