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@bpsycho1
Loves pork, hates cops, disabled. Synth Abuser. Big angry negro. He/Him. https://t.co/V186YlzMwT to help me live. Enough talking, let's do it!
Apr 4, 2023 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
I recall a George Carlin quote along the lines of "if your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked".

While I have agreed w/ that to a degree (such a disconnect suggests the parent is driving the kid away & won't self examine about it), there's more to say. Sam Arnold (some entrepreneur guy, probably bought his blue Sam (before dismissing almost every suggestion given) tipped his hand with the "noodle armed NPR guy" remark, then specified this was about teenage boys & their embrace of that guy in Romania currently on sex trafficking charges.
Apr 4, 2023 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Today started with stomach problems, and I guess it's gonna end with my lower back flaring up again 😭 4pct lidocaine is bullshit btw. It needs to be like 20pct or something. The numbing effect needs to be powerful enough you need to wear a glove to apply it otherwise your hand will go numb.
Apr 3, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Due to stomach distress today I'm leery of attempting any spicy food tonight but unfortunately all I have is leftover Mexican food and I'm broke. Slide a brother some funds for a sandwich and/or some soup?

Allmylinks.com/bpsycho1 Like I think I can handle chicken noodle or a turkey club.
Apr 2, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Mark Wiens in Taiwan

The noodle soup he gets at the first stop looks and sounds amazing! It includes a beef bone broth cooked so long that when the bones are removed they're as brittle as a cracker.
Apr 1, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
What completes the evil Alley Oop between the public facing belief of the right-wing on firearms and this shit is the view that human rights are only intended for a certain category of humans. If Ben was around in the 1800s he would be saying "you're out of your mind" to a white person who wanted to sell a gun to a native.

If Ben was in 1960s California he'd be screaming about "these NI-🔔 walking around with firearms".
Aug 23, 2022 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
1) The founders would've fainted if they knew a black person would be president or that natives would still exist, fuck them.

2) You have a weird definition of a "free society" if it requires banning most people from having a voice in it. Maybe *you* would prefer a king? Right-wing commentators Matt Walsh and Jesse Kelly slam the If you're even going to have a State, and most subjected to and expected to align with it are functionally meaningless to it, you're either gonna end up with an endlessly brutal dictatorship or you ain't finna have your fucking state for long cuz your people will shitcan it.
Aug 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
#Wednesday #HumpDay #crowdfund #MutualAidRequest #chroniccrowdfund #comradecrowdfund #blackmutualaid #blacklivesmatter #showupforwishes
See display name. I'm late on rent and utilities already! @TheAgentNDN Unfortunately things have stalled here 😬
Aug 23, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
This is why I would prefer a Mexican full breakfast over a British full breakfast. Huevos rancheros platter. Eggs topped with fresh salsa, served with refried beans, fried potatoes, avocado, and chorizo &/or chicharron pork belly.
Aug 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
That the Omaha PD is collaborating with an openly white supremacist gun shop is news I feel like some defense lawyers in the area should take advantage of to get fascist pig testimony against minority clients thrown out. Seriously, any Omaha person of color should walk because of the racist bias the department has demonstrated.
Aug 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
What the fuck happened with the multiple categories under the trends tab??
It had "for you", "trending", News, Sports & Entertainment, now only "for you" loads! Social media companies stop making your product worse challenge.
Aug 22, 2022 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
This is So my type of place that it's ridiculous Those are New Jersey style cheesesteaks.

I wish I could get one here.
Aug 22, 2022 • 12 tweets • 5 min read
See display name. Rent & utilities. Disabled & out of work, not getting disability benefits yet! I literally have nothing without help.

$longbongsilver
#showupforwishes #crowdfund #MutualAidRequest #disability @scott_satzer I'm trying amount in display name for ease.
Aug 21, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
M.O.P. "Ante Up" started playing in my head. Lil Fame: "YOU WANT BIG MONEY? KIDNAP THAT FOOL!"

Someone could grab you coming home, use your face to open the door & then throw you in a van while they clean out your place. Convenient!
Aug 21, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Real talk.

For example, why the fuck does Bill Gates and his popcorn farts have any influence over medicine? The proper response to his feelings about it is "you're not a doctor, fuck off" Elongated Muskrat: "I have so many great ideas about the preservation and enhancement of humanity!"

Go fix your cars, stop treating your workers like shit, and shut the fuck up.
Feb 4, 2022 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
First, a hearty LOL.

Next, an explanation. Thread 👇🏽 The Republican National Committee has in the process of censure of the only members taking seriously the investigation around the Capitol putsch called the actions "legitimate political discourse".

Naturally, screams of Hypocrisy have ensued.
Feb 3, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Another shitty thing about the franchise model of restaurants is that a national brand can provide cover for a place that is actually not good. We got an IHOP here.

I went to IHOP back in Georgia and it was great. The one here in Missouri sucks, the food is all disappointment and overpriced. But it keeps going cuz IHOP.
Feb 2, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
"His era" 🙄 mothafucker was in the league at the same damn time! The 2000s wasn't the 80s. You already know how Lebron would've performed in the 2000s because he's been in the league since 2003.